Congratulations to record-breakers, Manchester United. The only team to be knocked out of the Champions league , Europa league and European super league all in the same season!
I wish they'd had the decency to get knocked out in the ninety minutes and not drag the match on most of the night. I work in a newsagents and I was praying for a goal in normal time to end the game because I knew what I'd face in the morning if it over ran - delayed printing while the papers waited for the result, a late delivery, paperboys having to rush off to school and me having to cover five rounds.
And sure enough, that's what happened
Thank heaven we don't open Sundays because the publishers have said they'll run over even if the game finishes on time, who knows by how long if it drags on.
