The Alternative Advertising Slogan Thread

[sheddy]

@sheddy

Did that take nearly 3 years to dream up?

I saw Saturdays Faceache/Wrexit story and thought it was time for a thread resurrection....

 

[mikeymustard]

Yay thread resurrection!
I have a t-shirt which says:
GCHQ - we listen to our customers
(I live in Cheltenham, so it's even more apposite for us)

 

[sheddy]

Viagra Connect - when you can't see the wood from the tease

 

[Archie_tect]

Better stock up then...

Irony from 2012...

 

[kevin_cambs_uk]

It doesn’t do exactly what it says on the tin, but it’s close enough!

 

[sheddy]

Amazon: Worked hard. Died young. Risky delivery...

https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-warehouse-safety-and-deaths-2018-4?r=US&IR=T

 

[Drago]

Guinness its f****** b****** brilliant!

That should sell a few barrels...

 

[steveindenmark]

Moto Guzzi... You know it makes sense

 

[sheddy]

Dominate the road - with the Audi Ring(s) of Confidence !

 

[mikeymustard]

Dominate the road - with the Audi Ring(s) of Confidence !

Little Richard? Drive an Audi! *



*Other musical genres are available

 

[Drago]

Incredibly Crap India.

 

[sheddy]

Google: We Are Still Evil

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47639228

 

[sheddy]

Buy a Volvo: They're boxy. But they're good.

from that Dudley Moore film clip.

 

[sheddy]

BMW: The Ultimate Killing Machine

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Go compare - but do it discreetly as public indecency is a crime