The Alternative Advertising Slogan Thread

[RedRider]

Stella Artois Cidre. It's not wifebeater, it's wifebeatre.

 

[Mark Grant]

 

[sheddy]

The Olympic Torch - sponsored by Tom Tom

 

[oldfatfool]

With free inflatable Adolf, to get in that 2+ lane

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Guinness. Makes your Sh*t black!

Senacot - Because Your Constipated!!

The Olympic Torch - sponsored by Tom Tom

Proudly Sponsored By The British Fire Extinguisher Industry!

Cash for Cash. We'll give you a great price for your cash.

Ramsdens - Planning World Domination Using That Ned/Chav's Gold!

The car in front is... being recalled!

....Getting closer... I'm Skidding! Oh Sh*t! CRASH!!

...Get To The Point With Michelin Tires!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

This advert and it's like REALLY get on my tits, because all I want to do is shout at the telly

'I Am A Machine!'

Or

'I am freedom, I am strength, I am technology
...I am now wrapped around a tree!'

Or

'I am an actor paid to say this crap, but I don't care what you think, because I'll be laughing all the way to the bank from the royalties!'

Seriously, what a truly wanky, wanky advert and it is of considerable surprise to me that it hasn't been parodied yet (from what I've seen anyway)

An advert most certainly piched at the Oanist market:


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZI_91zpK0

Genuinely, does anyone over the age of about 14 actually fall for this crap??

 

[Archie_tect]

Suzuki- Ride the winds of shame.

 

[Archie_tect]

The car in front has a toy motor.

 

[sheddy]

Google - don't be evil (pay your taxes)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don't_be_evil

 

[DiddlyDodds]

This is an old one ,, who can remember this , was a chap from the west country i think .

Washing powder called BUGGER
Slogan = If Daz dont whiten it , and OMO dont brighten it "Bugger it"

Best - Universal - Grit - Grime - Effluent - Remover

 

[sheddy]

Tesco - every £250,000,000 helps

 

[sheddy]

Brex Factor - the make up of make up artists

 

[SpokeyDokey]

@sheddy

Did that take nearly 3 years to dream up?

 

[Threevok]

The lazy persons guide to writing an advert...

At [company name] - we know [patronising statement].
That's why [blatantly obvious answer to a problem you yourselves invented].
[company name] - [rhetorical nonsensical statement, that gets more annoying, the more you hear it]

As used by British Gas, Experian, Detol, Sainsburys, Aviva, Sky, BT.....

 

[jefmcg]

This isn't made up, but true. A long time ago, Australia's most popular peanut butter was contaminated with a fungus or bacteria and it turns out it wasn't actually made by Kraft, but outsourced.

The second most popular company, who made their product in house, briefly used the slogan "No one touches our nuts"