The 2021 'Bah Humbug' Christmas thread.. 🎅

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Drago

Legendary Member
I have a mental picture of you belting out "Walking in the Air" :ohmy::laugh:
Slade's Merry Christmas Everbody - great rock song, don't mind that. Noddy Holder earns of £150,000 a year from the royalties on that one song alone.

Shaky's Merry Christmas Everyone - sheet song, but a great bassline, all scales, so quite challenging to playm so I don't mind that.

Wham!'s Last Christmas- a dirge of a song, no redeeming features whatsoever, only 4 notes played repetitively in the bassline. Even worse, I have some backing vocals on that as well.
 
Utterly despise it!

Wife knows (& daughter realised a few years ago)
I could show the hairy green guy a thing or two
In fact, that’s me with 3 of our Matrons

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Even the trousers matched!
Once upon a time, the ladies in the sewing room would help you if they could
New zips/buttons/length alterations/etc

One of them, using a pattern for a pair of scrubs trousers made them for me
I provided the fun-fur (from a remnants shop in Dewsbury)
I took her a large box of chocolates the next day

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What was good about that outfit was that l could make almost any child cry by looking at them, & saying l could tell that they’d been naughty!!

The mask was horrible to run in though
No!!!, not away from irate parents, whose children were crying, it was a ‘Santa Dash’
I got talked into it, but my only condition was that l adapted the outfit (hence the mask & trousers)
From memory, l was 3rd (possibly 100 entrants)
 
Slade's Merry Christmas Everbody - great rock song, don't mind that. Noddy Holder earns of £150,000 a year from the royalties on that one song alone.

Shaky's Merry Christmas Everyone - sheet song, but a great bassline, all scales, so quite challenging to playm so I don't mind that.

Wham!'s Last Christmas- a dirge of a song, no redeeming features whatsoever, only 4 notes played repetitively in the bassline. Even worse, I have some backing vocals on that as well.

Mike Hardings ‘Christmas 1914’ is excellent, but brings tears to the eye

Steve Earle & The Dukes Nothing But A Child, he wrote a modern carol
 

oldwheels

Legendary Member
Location
Isle of Mull
Don' know about other places but there is a growing trend here to decorate small spruce trees by the roadside in the middle of nowhere. Saw a new one this morning as I was out dumping rubbish [at the official site].
They must be solar powered.
 

oldwheels

Legendary Member
Location
Isle of Mull
Solar powered? On Mull? :laugh::laugh:
The lights won't be very bright today!
The whole place is festooned with the things and my neighbour has a string of them up his garden path which seem pretty bright all year round. I don't think modern ones need actual sunlight but even on a grey day like today there is enough light to power them.
 
In early December 1988, when I was mourning the recent and very sudden loss of someone very dear to me, I was in a market on a miserable, cold and sleety day. There were Christmas lights up, a brass or silver band was playing carols, and I had on an earpiece and was listening to the radio with half an ear as I browsed Christmas decorations on a market stall.
The news came on and it was announced that some number - 22, I think - young women working in a Christmas decoration factory in China had been burnt to death after fire had broken out and the fire escape doors to the room or floor in which they worked, had been chained closed. I turned the box of decorations over and out jumped at me the words 'made in China' I dropped the box as if it had just burnt me.

Since that day, I have disliked Christmas here in the UK. It is all so wrong. If it is to be a religious celebration, why is it so commercialised and at the wrong time of year? Put it at the correct time of year please which is not midwinter then I won't mind so much. If it is meant to be about peace and goodwill and stuff like that, fine, have the goodwill to leave me in peace and stop pestering me to go to some grim hall full fake jollification and people with whom I have nothing in common, to be offered food I heartily dislike or won't eat. Don't try to inveigle me into celebrating it! My Jewish, Muslim, Sikh, Hindu etc compatriots don't try to inveigle me into participating in their religious celebrations, why do the Christian ones insist on doing so?
And above all, if it is a religious celebration associated with the founder of a religion which supposedly celebrates peace and goodwill why the f@ck does it need people to be so very exploited that they get burnt to death in the production of bl00dy tinsel and plastic reindeer?

If we are to enjoy a mid-winter/winter solstice/coming of the light/New Year celebration - as was the older (pre-Christian) customs in these islands - with a mish-mash of lights, feasting and greenery at the darkest, hardest, slowest (in subsistence agriculture) time of the year, let's remove religion from it entirely and stop pretending. Perhaps we could start being honest and could call it the winter celebration of over-consumption...

However, it seems to me that it is ripe for a conversion into a celebration of a very different nature - in fact of nature itself in the widest possible sense - and that adapting modern technology to illuminate one of the few bits of accessible remaining greenery at this time of the year is a worthy thing to do (as long as people tidy the lights away after a few weeks) in the spirit of our pagan ancestors persuasion of the light to return, and the year to begin afresh. So I'd give a big tick to the wayside evergreens decorated with solar-powered fairy lights, in fact that's just given me an idea!
 
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All uphill

Still rolling along
Location
Somerset
In early December 1988, when I was mourning the recent and very sudden loss of someone very dear to me, I was in a market on a miserable, cold and sleety day. There were Christmas lights up, a brass or silver band was playing carols, and I had on an earpiece and was listening to the radio with half an ear as I browsed Christmas decorations on a market stall.
The news came on and it was announced that some number - 22, I think - young women working in a Christmas decoration factory in China had been burnt to death after fire had broken out and the fire escape doors to the room or floor in which they worked, had been chained closed. I turned the box of decorations over and out jumped at me the words 'made in China' I dropped the box as if it had just burnt me.

Since that day, I have disliked Christmas here in the UK. It is all so wrong. If it is to be a religious celebration, why is it so commercialised and at the wrong time of year? Put it at the correct time of year please which is not midwinter then I won't mind so much. If it is meant to be about peace and goodwill and stuff like that, fine, have the goodwill to leave me in peace and stop pestering me to go to some grim hall full fake jollification and people with whom I have nothing in common, to be offered food I heartily dislike or won't eat. Don't try to inveigle me into celebrating it! My Jewish, Muslim, Sikh, Hindu etc compatriots don't try to inveigle me into participating in their religious celebrations, why do the Christian ones insist on doing so?
And above all, if it is a religious celebration associated with the founder of a religion which supposedly celebrates peace and goodwill why the f@ck does it need people to be so very exploited that they get burnt to death in the production of bl00dy tinsel and plastic reindeer?

If we are to enjoy a mid-winter/winter solstice/coming of the light/New Year celebration - as was the older (pre-Christian) customs in these islands - with a mish-mash of lights, feasting and greenery at the darkest, hardest, slowest (in subsistence agriculture) time of the year, let's remove religion from it entirely and stop pretending. Perhaps we could start being honest and could call it the winter celebration of over-consumption...

However, it seems to me that it is ripe for a conversion into a celebration of a very different nature - in fact of nature itself in the widest possible sense - and that adapting modern technology to illuminate one of the few bits of accessible remaining greenery at this time of the year is a worthy thing to do (as long as people tidy the lights away after a few weeks) in the spirit of our pagan ancestors persuasion of the light to return, and the year to begin afresh. So I'd give a big tick to the wayside evergreens decorated with solar-powered fairy lights, in fact that's just given me an idea!
@KnittyNorah

You are a flippin' star.:okay:
 

FishFright

More wheels than sense
Slade's Merry Christmas Everbody - great rock song, don't mind that. Noddy Holder earns of £150,000 a year from the royalties on that one song alone.

Shaky's Merry Christmas Everyone - sheet song, but a great bassline, all scales, so quite challenging to playm so I don't mind that.

Wham!'s Last Christmas- a dirge of a song, no redeeming features whatsoever, only 4 notes played repetitively in the bassline. Even worse, I have some backing vocals on that as well.

Change your pic to Andrew Ridgley , just for xmas:laugh:
 

youngoldbloke

The older I get, the faster I used to be ...
Christmas treats for your pets from Aldi this year, dog's Selection Box, Festive Mix cat treats, Festive Catnip toy or maybe a Festive Cat Scratch post - choose from Christmas Tree or Candy Cane designs.

What the ****? Who buys this C***?
 
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