MontyVeda
a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
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I still prefer tiggabytes
In the late sixties when I was an apprentice engineer the firm got a machine controlled by a punched paper tape. It carried out six operations, drilling, reaming, tapping and milling among them, and all the operator had to do was load the work and press start. For a long time only the apprentices were allowed to use it as they could not figure how to work it into the bonus scheme.When I was a student the very latest thing had bits of paper with holes punched in them and we had to learn about binary something or other.
Yup, think that just might stick!I still prefer tiggabytes
And we might just carry on with petrolbytes and extrabytes!I still prefer tiggabytes
I was thinking more pigletbytes and poohbytesAnd we might just carry on with petrolbytes and extrabytes!
I was thinking more pigletbytes and poohbytes
Yes! But what IS a sticklebyte? 10 to the...And sticklebytes
Yes! But what IS a sticklebyte? 10 to the...
It's getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda hecticWell none of them are ten to the power as they are all multiples of the kilobyte, which is 2 to the power..
My completely computing-ignorant former neighbour used to refer to them as gigabitches.For amusement value we use to refer to Gb as giggleybytes.
The last time I was there, ScottishPower's main customer database was on a mainframe with access via terminal. I can still do meter exchanges and tariff updates from muscle memory 12 years later. vim is a doddle compared to that system.The police national compute is due for replacement in 2023, by which time it will be 50 years old. its awkward to use and doing searches is a bit like entering commands in DOS, eg, surname/firstname/middlename/dob/gender/ethnicity etc, but it is pretty reliable and does work well once you've got your head around it.
What the betting the replacement will be late, massively over budget, and not fit for purpose?
The last time I was there, ScottishPower's main customer database was on a mainframe with access via terminal. I can still do meter exchanges and tariff updates from muscle memory 12 years later. vim is a doddle compared to that system.
Of course all the GUI applications that were built by contractors that hung off the side of the system were unfailingly rubbish.
As far as I could tell those apps that hung off the side worked by sending fake keystrokes to the mainframe and screen scraping. The system was extremely old - I wonder if they still use it as the backbone for everything, as I believe it predated deregulation which would make it 1989 at the latest, a lot of the features required to support interoperability with other suppliers were literally non-existent.Well it’d be on the mainframe since terminals are just dumb. Mainframes have supported Internet network protocols for some time. So they could just shift it to a browser interface if they wanted to. Mainframes can also easily run windows and Linux stuff if that’s your thing.