Team BKool CycleChat

[Aleman]

That's what I was thinking @Aleman . If you want your ghosts added, maybe you need to change your privacy settings.

Pretty much everything was set to private, I've changed History and Challenge to "Groups And Friends" hopefully that will make a difference

 

[AAAC 76C]

Pretty much everything was set to private, I've changed History and Challenge to "Groups And Friends" hopefully that will make a difference

dont let your privates catch you out when cycling
it will end in tears

 

[Aleman]

dont let your privates catch you out when cycling
it will end in tears

As I found out when trying to clip in one day and slipped ... the left bollock did not miss the saddle!!

 

[AAAC 76C]

Welcome back to bkool!!!
Did the first Winter League stage and it wont upload

@AAAC 76C do you want to explain to Rick about the "splitters curse"?!

No need, he had discovered it himself.
My wife is always cursing her 'useless' laptop but the truth is she downloads all sorts of games online that just totally fek up everything.
Lesson therefore is download crappy on line 'games' like Zwift and you will fek up your PC.

 

[AAAC 76C]

I take that as a compliment and am flattered.

Also, for the record I will take all future emails as an insult

PS: safe to assume I am not impressed with the SW skills of Bkool.

PPS: Yes, I just discovered the emoji stuff.

It was meant so.
I work in Aviation Design and Manufacture and I am surrounded by boffins (Nerds).
Incredibly clever chaps in thier specialised fields.
There's not many of them I would let touch my car though.

 

[AAAC 76C]

As I found out when trying to clip in one day and slipped ... the left bollock did not miss the saddle!!

Ooh!
That hurt.
Anotomic?

 

[AAAC 76C]

I work in the industry and had two PC crashes 100% caused by bkool during August. One of them caused a laptop replacement.

Hence, knowing their shitty SW quality (pardon my french), there is no way I run security without including their files/SW. The security that runs in the cloud from Cisco and Mcafee is based on reputation with input from billions of records around the globe. When they catch something fishy I trust it. They both caught wannacry long before wannacry became an issue.

I signed up for Zwift today and I also emailed bkool. I hope bkool will fix their issues ... I prefer it over Zwift which I find kinda boring..

I run BSim a standalone PC furnished with a knock off version of Windows 7.
The only other thing it gets used for is watching Sky.
I therefore just run standard Windows Virus Protection as I don't let anything else touch the PC, not even a USB stick.

 

[AAAC 76C]

Before windows10 I always had to delete bsim and re-load from scratch. That might be worth a go too.

Where were you Bill

 

[Whorty]

As I found out when trying to clip in one day and slipped ... the left bollock did not miss the saddle!!

When I was at school in the early 80's there was a guy we called 'splat'. He got his knick name from an unfortunate BMX accident. He went up a dirt ramp we built over the spare ground, but landed on the handle bars .... and 'splat' went his left bollock. It was literally hanging out of his sack Docs couldn't save it and he ended up, at the age of 13, with just his right love spud

 

[Breedon]

When I was at school in the early 80's there was a guy we called 'splat'. He got his knick name from an unfortunate BMX accident. He went up a dirt ramp we built over the spare ground, but landed on the handle bars .... and 'splat' went his left bollock. It was literally hanging out of his sack Docs couldn't save it and he ended up, at the age of 13, with just his right love spud

I was going to like that but i think is more fitting

 

[<Tommy>]

When I was at school in the early 80's there was a guy we called 'splat'. He got his knick name from an unfortunate BMX accident. He went up a dirt ramp we built over the spare ground, but landed on the handle bars .... and 'splat' went his left bollock. It was literally hanging out of his sack Docs couldn't save it and he ended up, at the age of 13, with just his right love spud

Maybe Hitler had a BMX too...

 

[AAAC 76C]

When I was at school in the early 80's there was a guy we called 'splat'. He got his knick name from an unfortunate BMX accident. He went up a dirt ramp we built over the spare ground, but landed on the handle bars .... and 'splat' went his left bollock. It was literally hanging out of his sack Docs couldn't save it and he ended up, at the age of 13, with just his right love spud

Unlike too

 

[theboxers]

When I was at school in the early 80's there was a guy we called 'splat'. He got his knick name from an unfortunate BMX accident. He went up a dirt ramp we built over the spare ground, but landed on the handle bars .... and 'splat' went his left bollock. It was literally hanging out of his sack Docs couldn't save it and he ended up, at the age of 13, with just his right love spud

I nearly resembled that whilst riding up Gipsy Hill, Crystal Palace when I was working in West Dulwich. I had my chain snap and my low hanging fruit ended up either side of the top tube very suddenly and forcefully. I had to walk up to the top of the hill, looking like a skinny John Wayne and then along to Anerly Hill. Where I coasted down to Elmers End, without sitting on the saddle, where I was picked up and taken home. I was sore for about a week .

 

[AAAC 76C]

BSim gave me wings again today.
Totally out on my own from the get-go despite ghosts.
The red line is 50 kph so I hope it will take some beating. I died a thousand deaths toward the end.
By the way the climbing isn't what it looks.

 

[Randyberlin]

Can we change the subject please.