Tea?

[classic33]

Good morning
Another sunny start here in Bobsville...

Owdo
And you plan on spending the middle of the day watching the cycling.

 

[classic33]

Nah, too lumpy and bumpy..
I could spend time and get it to the standard needed.
The old joke was about building the perfect green, making it so far from Mon -Thurs, and letting the greenkeeper turf it on a Fri afternoon after a few beverages. Never tried that though...
I spent one winter on a golf course; the rest of the time was in bowling greens....and cooncil footy parks.
Jeez, bowlers could fair moan....(lawn bowlers)
but gullible..
I was getting the usual, 'not running true' 'bit bumpy' etc etc so I wheeled out the big mofo roller and left on the side of the green..
'greens running well since you rolled it', 'running great now'..
I only wheeled it out, I never rolled the green..
Moaners? jeez, never a bowlers fault, always the green.
Shower of fandangos..

Day of rest I think...

Bike race? 10.00 I think...
I'll check later.
Mrs M has been informed..

to think that'll work? pfft..

They'd just be course hazards, very little work required on your part.
Just think what you might have done had you taken them up on their offer. Now we'll never know.
Similar on the bowling green that were near me. At one time the best kept green in the borough, three gardeners with "spirit level" lawns helping keep it. And visiting teams always moaning, blaming their poor efforts on the green.
Agree on the shower part.

Thinking could hurt yer head in this heat...

Did it start as planned, on time?
How'd she react to you informing her of yer intentions.

It might!

 

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'Exploding' Tunnock's teacakes cleared by tests to fly again