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Bobby Mhor

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Owdo
Nowt should spoil a quiet Sunday. Feet up, playing radio and a cuppa to hand. Possibly...
Lots of cyclocross action on as well....
Just think of the beer prices though, and no unit prices either.
You could always nip into the bookies say yer feeling lucky today and place a few bets...
Why the shoulder check?
You mean like not warning that person that the dance floor has just been cleaned and is slippy.
No-one has proved that it won't just stay the same either. For all you know, you may already have gone back.
At your age! Confused! Warabaht?

The cuppa let's you know everything is "normal".
Never saw a poor bookie.....
all had the original camel coat, a titfer and a Mercedes.....
I'm cuppa'ed up...
mild out and the sky is in 'turmoil',
must keep an eye as it gets dark......
mind you too much light pollution here
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Lots of cyclocross action on as well....

Never saw a poor bookie.....
all had the original camel coat, a titfer and a Mercedes.....
I'm cuppa'ed up...
mild out and the sky is in 'turmoil',
must keep an eye as it gets dark......
mind you too much light pollution here
You thinking about maybe taking up a new form of cycling over the winter months.

The then local one had only a few shops within roughly a ten mile radius of the nearest of his to me. He always drove a Jag when collecting the money from them.
"Cupped out" sounds slightly quack medical. You saucer supply?
Clear and sunny here for most of the day. Dry now, but there's a change moving in as the night draws in. Nothing by the local forecaster's about it.
It's not pollution, it's what's required to move around once it goes dark, as a few on the local council say. A pain in the eyes would be a better description.
 

Bobby Mhor

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You thinking about maybe taking up a new form of cycling over the winter months.

The then local one had only a few shops within roughly a ten mile radius of the nearest of his to me. He always drove a Jag when collecting the money from them.
"Cupped out" sounds slightly quack medical. You saucer supply?
Clear and sunny here for most of the day. Dry now, but there's a change moving in as the night draws in. Nothing by the local forecaster's about it.
It's not pollution, it's what's required to move around once it goes dark, as a few on the local council say. A pain in the eyes would be a better description.

Saucer problem? nah..
mind a sorcerer to magic up a full Scottish would be grand thing...
Morrisons might have to do..
Think my pilot has already left for some retail therapy, oh well.
Porridge, Bob ?

a drizzle overnight 0.2mm
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Saucer problem? nah..
mind a sorcerer to magic up a full Scottish would be grand thing...
Morrisons might have to do..
Think my pilot has already left for some retail therapy, oh well.
Porridge, Bob ?

a drizzle overnight 0.2mm
One less problem to have to bother about the.
Sorcerer and a Full Scottish on the other hand...
Suppose he ate it, in front of you?
Yer plane has departed, without you. Did you volunteer to stay behind.
Well, since yer asking it'd be polite to accept.

Well ahead of that round these parts.
 

Bobby Mhor

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Location
Behind You
Owdo
You've been watching Strictly Come Dancing! You know that's bad for yer...
Ay, and it's a wet one here.

Never, never and more nevers...
Nice day out with a trip to Fife and back.....
One less problem to have to bother about the.
Sorcerer and a Full Scottish on the other hand...
Suppose he ate it, in front of you?
Yer plane has departed, without you. Did you volunteer to stay behind.
Well, since yer asking it'd be polite to accept.

Well ahead of that round these parts.
Had a cherry scone instead.....
if the pilot has gone, I'm well left.
the full brekkie can wait
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Never, never and more nevers...
Nice day out with a trip to Fife and back.....

Had a cherry scone instead.....
if the pilot has gone, I'm well left.
the full brekkie can wait
Pull the batteries out of the remote, unplug the telly instead. That sort o'thing?
Did you happen to see the bonnie lass.

Bakewell
No retail therapy for you then.
T'will have to if yer not got a sorcerer to hand.
 

Bobby Mhor

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Location
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Pull the batteries out of the remote, unplug the telly instead. That sort o'thing?
Did you happen to see the bonnie lass.

Bakewell
No retail therapy for you then.
T'will have to if yer not got a sorcerer to hand.

I did have something but it has to go back..
not going to do what it supposed to do...
no wonder it was half price :laugh:

was in a posh deli place..
looking for something (alcohol of course)

a couple standing looking at malt whiskies,
he says it's an Islay
she says it 12 quid cheaper in the supermarket (I missed which one)
he says aye but that the stuff the make for supermarkets
she pulls her phone out and show picture obviously I would guess from supermarket website
he says nah, its a different blend..
she turns on her heel and walks straight out the shop..
he buys a bottle....
Blend, this distillery only distils SINGLE malts I'm sure
 

classic33

Leg End Member
I did have something but it has to go back..
not going to do what it supposed to do...
no wonder it was half price :laugh:

was in a posh deli place..
looking for something (alcohol of course)

a couple standing looking at malt whiskies,
he says it's an Islay
she says it 12 quid cheaper in the supermarket (I missed which one)
he says aye but that the stuff the make for supermarkets
she pulls her phone out and show picture obviously I would guess from supermarket website
he says nah, its a different blend..
she turns on her heel and walks straight out the shop..
he buys a bottle....
Blend, this distillery only distils SINGLE malts I'm sure
No chance to play with it before you found out it wouldn't do what it was supposed to?

Alcohol in a deli!
What sort of deli's do you have up there?

Were you hoping to discover which supermarket she saw it in.
Did he buy only the one bottle, nothing to compare it to, once on his own.
 

Bobby Mhor

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Location
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No chance to play with it before you found out it wouldn't do what it was supposed to?

Alcohol in a deli!
What sort of deli's do you have up there?

Were you hoping to discover which supermarket she saw it in.
Did he buy only the one bottle, nothing to compare it to, once on his own.

It's one of those countryside 'sell everything',
the usual with a cafe which makes a fortune..
some amazingly expensive foodstuffs..
I'm not a whisky fan..
it makes me ill just the smell of it...
Every man and his dog must be distilling gin up here, myriads of different types all around £40..
I tried many and TBH have gone back to the cheapo mass produced ones, favourite is Roku, Japanese one but I'm partial to a Kew Organic (for special occasions only, like wakening up in the morning :wacko: )..
I almost bought some dark rum......
 

classic33

Leg End Member
It's one of those countryside 'sell everything',
the usual with a cafe which makes a fortune..
some amazingly expensive foodstuffs..
I'm not a whisky fan..
it makes me ill just the smell of it...
Every man and his dog must be distilling gin up here, myriads of different types all around £40..
I tried many and TBH have gone back to the cheapo mass produced ones, favourite is Roku, Japanese one but I'm partial to a Kew Organic (for special occasions only, like wakening up in the morning :wacko: )..
I almost bought some dark rum......
One of those kind of places. "Exclusive products" at inflated prices.
How expensive is their cafe? A once a month or once a year experience.
Prefer "Holy Water", but not available on the shelves.
Don't like the smell if whisky, you sure of yer Scottish roots!
Always good waking up in the morning, unless you were late to bed and planned a lie in.
Dark rum! Is there any other sort?
 

Bobby Mhor

Guru
Location
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One of those kind of places. "Exclusive products" at inflated prices.
How expensive is their cafe? A once a month or once a year experience.
Prefer "Holy Water", but not available on the shelves.
Don't like the smell if whisky, you sure of yer Scottish roots!
Always good waking up in the morning, unless you were late to bed and planned a lie in.
Dark rum! Is there any other sort?

Aye.. expensive , eye wateringly

I'm not a haggis fan nor have I seen Braveheart....
White, banana xx(, and now all these fancy dan ones...
Busy day ahead.....
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Aye.. expensive , eye wateringly

I'm not a haggis fan nor have I seen Braveheart....
White, banana xx(, and now all these fancy dan ones...
Busy day ahead.....
They seem to be springing up all over the place these last few years. I think the "theory" behind them is they're expensive, so must be better than anywhere cheaper than them.
Could you afford a cuppa in their café, without having to consider a bank loan.
You don't like haggis!
It's an acquired taste I'm told. You've been up there long enough to "acquire the taste", I think anyway.
Could just picture you charging across the battlefield, sword in hand...
I'm going to be paying closer attention the next time I walk down the drink aisle in the supermarket. Banana Rum!
Enjoy the day ahead, or at least look as though you are!
 
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