Tea?

[Bobby Mhor]

Good afternoon!
What time do you call this?
You got lost at a garden centre, how?

Nah, I was catching up on my morning' paperwork' and Mrs M required my presence..

Each to their own I suppose.
Mince pies a No?
Well, there be Lancashire, they have odd ways there. Possibly even do you pie with beans without batting an eyelid.

That was it cooked, nah, not eaten..
I know our Scotch Pies are a mix of everything but it always looks cooked...
Pies and beans for tes? nay problem..
add a wee dod of broon sauce and voila ! a truly epicurean delight.

In shocking news, I was out for a short bike run around the local area..
10 miles

 

[classic33]

Nah, I was catching up on my morning' paperwork' and Mrs M required my presence..

That was it cooked, nah, not eaten..
I know our Scotch Pies are a mix of everything but it always looks cooked...
Pies and beans for tes? nay problem..
add a wee dod of broon sauce and voila ! a truly epicurean delight.

In shocking news, I was out for a short bike run around the local area..
10 miles

She were checking yer spelling and maths!
Any red crosses on yer paperwork?

Sounds about right. They'll sell almost anything at a football match, hoping yer caught up in the "big game action" that much yer'll not notice.
Were it at least warm?
Last Scottish pie I had were warmed up by a Chinese fella. He could have kept the chips warmer.
Yer cheap to keep then, pie and beans for tay every night.
Daddies or HP?

And yer now resting up after cycling in the warm weather. Has the beer crisis been resolved yet?

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Good diddly diddly morning
It's going to be one of these days I think...


slow down, Bob..
Thinking is hard work..
Mrs M can do your thinking for you

 

[Bobby Mhor]

She were checking yer spelling and maths!
Any red crosses on yer paperwork?

Sounds about right. They'll sell almost anything at a football match, hoping yer caught up in the "big game action" that much yer'll not notice.
Were it at least warm?
Last Scottish pie I had were warmed up by a Chinese fella. He could have kept the chips warmer.
Yer cheap to keep then, pie and beans for tay every night.
Daddies or HP?

And yer now resting up after cycling in the warm weather. Has the beer crisis been resolved yet?

It was in the supporters club before the game...
Aldi's cheapo sauces.....

My grammar is atrocious so I get corrected a lot...
I keep my writing to a minimum now....
if fact, I haven't updated this morning so......

 

[classic33]

Good diddly diddly morning
It's going to be one of these days I think...


slow down, Bob..
Thinking is hard work..
Mrs M can do your thinking for you

Owdo
One of "those days"?

Not just slow down, energy conservation as well. All that thinking requires energy you could be using to something else.
Something like playing radio.

 

[classic33]

It was in the supporters club before the game...
Aldi's cheapo sauces.....

My grammar is atrocious so I get corrected a lot...
I keep my writing to a minimum now....
if fact, I haven't updated this morning so......

Just imagine what they gave to the away team supporters!
Yer an own brands man then. Or is it the "cheapo" part that you like?

Who's correcting you, tell them their as bad. But only if safe to do so...
Captains log, date unknown...

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Just imagine what they gave to the away team supporters!
Yer an own brands man then. Or is it the "cheapo" part that you like?

Who's correcting you, tell them their as bad. But only if safe to do so...
Captains log, date unknown...

We were the away team...
it was freaky as it just looked like a Coronation St set near the ground......

Landscape business back in operation again..
preparation for another job tomorrow ( a continuation of last week's work)..
hourly rate now £30 an hour..

Nah, I just like their sauce....

Giro now and some radio I think..

 

[classic33]

We were the away team...
it was freaky as it just looked like a Coronation St set near the ground......

Landscape business back in operation again..
preparation for another job tomorrow ( a continuation of last week's work)..
hourly rate now £30 an hour..

Nah, I just like their sauce....

Giro now and some radio I think..

Maybe they were trying to "nobble you"!
Did you try the Rovers Return, for a quick drink?

Thought it had been liquidated.
Swap jobs, you can load this time.
You'll be paying each other and declaring it for tax purposes.

Fair enough

Caught up to the leaders yet?

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Maybe they were trying to "nobble you"!
Did you try the Rovers Return, for a quick drink?

Thought it had been liquidated.
Swap jobs, you can load this time.
You'll be paying each other and declaring it for tax purposes.

Fair enough

Caught up to the leaders yet?

nah, just eerily Coronation Street like..
reminded me of a trip to West Brom in 1970..
hadn't been out of Scotland (or had I?)
It was just strange wandering about the place.....

Ah got pehs and beans fur ma tea
Put me in the mood earlier
Steak and champagne...
wonder if mentioning it might work

Busy day tomorrow..
garden centre visit first thing then I'll be screwing

boards onto existing fencing.....
oops missed a line
Giro getting a bit tasty....
Still no beer..
It's an oasis....

 

[classic33]

nah, just eerily Coronation Street like..
reminded me of a trip to West Brom in 1970..
hadn't been out of Scotland (or had I?)
It was just strange wandering about the place.....

Ah got pehs and beans fur ma tea
Put me in the mood earlier
Steak and champagne...
wonder if mentioning it might work

Busy day tomorrow..
garden centre visit first thing then I'll be screwing

boards onto existing fencing.....
oops missed a line
Giro getting a bit tasty....
Still no beer..
It's an oasis....

You mean cobble stoned streets and old fashioned gas street lights?
Coronation Street is Manchester, you realise that.
You can't remember if you'd been out of Scotland...
Strange as in tall buildings, red brick buildings,...

They go down well then.
I'd forgo the champagne, have you seen the price of the good stuff. Just think of the beans you could buy...

You started that last week, and you're still at it! You charge by the job or the hour.
Another garden centre visit, you don't have a garden any more.

What were the quartermasters response to you pointing out low supplies. Or is the current state, no beer, a result of your questioning.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

You mean cobble stoned streets and old fashioned gas street lights?
Coronation Street is Manchester, you realise that.
You can't remember if you'd been out of Scotland...
Strange as in tall buildings, red brick buildings,...

They go down well then.
I'd forgo the champagne, have you seen the price of the good stuff. Just think of the beans you could buy...

You started that last week, and you're still at it! You charge by the job or the hour.
Another garden centre visit, you don't have a garden any more.

What were the quartermasters response to you pointing out low supplies. Or is the current state, no beer, a result of your questioning.

Isn't Oldham just outside Manc ?
nah my fave shampoo is reasonably priced..
I bought a bottle to celebrate a mileage total on Polly and it was on offer and I said then I could drink this all the time
Present to pick up for Mrs M...

Aye, tax dodge, just declare yer skint and start up again under another name..
classic tactics..
it's legal as well...

I'm off....
oh, I'd been to Wolverhampton as well ..
football related.
Oldham was 1979..
I was older and more sensible then (aye, right)

 

[classic33]

Isn't Oldham just outside Manc ?
nah my fave shampoo is reasonably priced..
I bought a bottle to celebrate a mileage total on Polly and it was on offer and I said then I could drink this all the time
Present to pick up for Mrs M...

Aye, tax dodge, just declare yer skint and start up again under another name..
classic tactics..
it's legal as well...

I'm off....
oh, I'd been to Wolverhampton as well ..
football related.
Oldham was 1979..
I was older and more sensible then (aye, right)

Yer right, it is indeed, why?
Head and Shoulders above the rest out there!
Up into five figures now?
You finished it already, on yer own. None for "The Boss". You could be in for a rough ride tomorrow. Maybe in the boot.
Drink it all the time, nah, the bubbles would get up your nose.
Not left it too late have you, something you can sneak past her?

Not quite legal, but there's enough doing it. You just have to be economical/creative when you're filling in the paperwork.

Off what?
What pies were you served up down there.
I've been to Oldham, more than once and of my own free will.
More sensible, never!!

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Good morning
Bright and sunny...
Enjoy if the same with you

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Yer right, it is indeed, why?
Head and Shoulders above the rest out there!
Up into five figures now?
You finished it already, on yer own. None for "The Boss". You could be in for a rough ride tomorrow. Maybe in the boot.
Drink it all the time, nah, the bubbles would get up your nose.
Not left it too late have you, something you can sneak past her?

Not quite legal, but there's enough doing it. You just have to be economical/creative when you're filling in the paperwork.

Off what?
What pies were you served up down there.
I've been to Oldham, more than once and of my own free will.
More sensible, never!!

For my amount of hair..
I use soap...
I smell of coal tar...
bit of a cheat as tea tree oil now used in stead of the old coal tar..
what next?

Problem with bubbly is the 'air' it creates
Have you ever tasted the wine that is left when the bubbles have all gone?
minging...
as the man once said (heard on a cycling podcast, funnily)
he was complimented on the quality of his fizzy wine and said they keep the good stuff and send the rest to Britain.....
just in case anyone wants to send me a case of the finest fizz, I like it all

 

[classic33]

Good morning
Bright and sunny...
Enjoy if the same with you

Owdo
Not too bad I suppose...
It is, but if it weren't?