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Bobby Mhor
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Morning folks
I'd like to wish all a Happy Holidays..
An 'off the wall' poem
CHRISTMAS FAIRY
I am a little fairy
On tap o' the Christmas Tree
It's no' a job I fancy
Well how would you like tae be me
A tarted up wi' tinsel
It's enough to mak ye boak
An a couple o' jaggy branches
Rammed up the back o' your frock
An' these wee lights a'roon me
I canna get my sleep
An' there's the yearly visit
Fae Santa - Big fat creep!
On Christmas Day I'm stuck up here
While you're a' wirin' in
An' naebody says "Hey you up there
Could you go a slug o' gin?
It's nae joke bein' a fairy
The job's beyond belief
You've got to go roon' the wean's beds
An' lift their rotten teeth
But o' a' the joabs a fairy gets
An' I've mentioned only some
The very worst is sitting up a tree
Wi' pine needles up yir bum
When a' the fairies meet again
By the light of' the silvery moon
Ye can tell the Christmas fairies
They're the wans that canna sit doon
The Christmas tree's a bonny sight
As the firelight softly flickers
But think o' me I'm stuck up here
Wi' needles in my knickers
So soon as Christmas time's right by
An' I stop bein' sae full o' cheer
I'll get awa back tae Fairyland
An' I'll see yous a' next year.
Enjoy yourselves
I'll try nip in but having to head up East a day earlier than planned.
I'd like to wish all a Happy Holidays..
An 'off the wall' poem
CHRISTMAS FAIRY
I am a little fairy
On tap o' the Christmas Tree
It's no' a job I fancy
Well how would you like tae be me
A tarted up wi' tinsel
It's enough to mak ye boak
An a couple o' jaggy branches
Rammed up the back o' your frock
An' these wee lights a'roon me
I canna get my sleep
An' there's the yearly visit
Fae Santa - Big fat creep!
On Christmas Day I'm stuck up here
While you're a' wirin' in
An' naebody says "Hey you up there
Could you go a slug o' gin?
It's nae joke bein' a fairy
The job's beyond belief
You've got to go roon' the wean's beds
An' lift their rotten teeth
But o' a' the joabs a fairy gets
An' I've mentioned only some
The very worst is sitting up a tree
Wi' pine needles up yir bum
When a' the fairies meet again
By the light of' the silvery moon
Ye can tell the Christmas fairies
They're the wans that canna sit doon
The Christmas tree's a bonny sight
As the firelight softly flickers
But think o' me I'm stuck up here
Wi' needles in my knickers
So soon as Christmas time's right by
An' I stop bein' sae full o' cheer
I'll get awa back tae Fairyland
An' I'll see yous a' next year.
Enjoy yourselves
I'll try nip in but having to head up East a day earlier than planned.
classic33
Leg End Member
A poet and he knew it.Morning folks
I'd like to wish all a Happy Holidays..
An 'off the wall' poem
CHRISTMAS FAIRY
I am a little fairy
On tap o' the Christmas Tree
It's no' a job I fancy
Well how would you like tae be me
A tarted up wi' tinsel
It's enough to mak ye boak
An a couple o' jaggy branches
Rammed up the back o' your frock
An' these wee lights a'roon me
I canna get my sleep
An' there's the yearly visit
Fae Santa - Big fat creep!
On Christmas Day I'm stuck up here
While you're a' wirin' in
An' naebody says "Hey you up there
Could you go a slug o' gin?
It's nae joke bein' a fairy
The job's beyond belief
You've got to go roon' the wean's beds
An' lift their rotten teeth
But o' a' the joabs a fairy gets
An' I've mentioned only some
The very worst is sitting up a tree
Wi' pine needles up yir bum
When a' the fairies meet again
By the light of' the silvery moon
Ye can tell the Christmas fairies
They're the wans that canna sit doon
The Christmas tree's a bonny sight
As the firelight softly flickers
But think o' me I'm stuck up here
Wi' needles in my knickers
So soon as Christmas time's right by
An' I stop bein' sae full o' cheer
I'll get awa back tae Fairyland
An' I'll see yous a' next year.
Enjoy yourselves
I'll try nip in but having to head up East a day earlier than planned.
Enjoy the trip.
I'll try nip in but having to head up East a day earlier than planned.
Enjoy your trip Bobby. Have a great holiday season, esp., New Year.
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Good morning everyone ( just about). I have beem doing stuff. Nasty weather here. Wind, rain. Yuck. Merry christmas (Nadolig Llawen) to one and all.
classic33
Leg End Member
Foresight or premonition?Like Bobby. I just nipped in to wish all in Tealandia a Merry Christmas. I'm a day early in case I don't make it tomorrow.
classic33
Leg End Member
Maverick Goose
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
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Sounds just like A******e
! It's been a pleasure teadrinking with such excellent Hobbits..may the hair on your toes never fall out and see you soon (looks like I'm offski Chrimbo day after all
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Foresight.
2017 has, mostly, been a year to forget as far as I'm concerned so I'm going to get rat-assed tonight and NYE. Although I visit the pub often enough I normally go to sing rather than get drunk. It may not help any but at least I'll enjoy both occasions as I don't experience the depressive side of alcohol (nor too badly from hangovers!) when I exceed my normal modest limits.
classic33
Leg End Member
Take it easy tonight then, you've next week, "The Biggy", yet!Foresight.
2017 has, mostly, been a year to forget as far as I'm concerned so I'm going to get rat-assed tonight and NYE. Although I visit the pub often enough I normally go to sing rather than get drunk. It may not help any but at least I'll enjoy both occasions as I don't experience the depressive side of alcohol (nor too badly from hangovers!) when I exceed my normal modest limits.
OP
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172traindriver
Legendary Member
Good Night All
Have a lovely day tomorrow
Merry Christmas to you all
Have a lovely day tomorrow
Merry Christmas to you all
classic33
Leg End Member
SithiGood Night All
Have a lovely day tomorrow
Merry Christmas to you all
Sweet Dream"
Santas on his way, headed for Dublin
