Tea? (Part 4)

[classic33]

05/2018. It was fresh at Christmas when I was prescribed it.

Been on it for different reasons, and seen you posted elsewhere.

 

[stephec]

I was once viciously attacked by a Great White Shark but escaped to the safety of the beach with only one leg, one arm & one eye left, thought I did well....



Then, a rogue Lioness (escaped from the local Zoo) ripped my other arm off, but I beat it off with my good leg....

Then, I hopped towards the hospital, only to be attacked again by a pack of wild hedgehogs...


I was going to write a story about it....


But the publisher said it sounded a bit far fetched...

One of the kids on our road asked me about a big cut I had on my forearm a while ago.

When I told him it was a shark bite you could tell he believed me for a second or two.

I ruined it though by telling him I was pouring some cornflakes and it fell out of the packet, then bit me when I tried to get it out of the bowl.

 

[172traindriver]

Evenin' Fubs


& I am one to talk...



Considering Corduroy Kecks

Height of fashion

 

[172traindriver]

Barry ?




Does his mullet not get stuck in your dentures ?

Along with Chris Waddles

 

[172traindriver]

Fashion takes a while to reach Bonnie Scotland....


That's devolution for ya.

Men in skirts

 

[172traindriver]

Euphemism ?

Evenin' @welsh dragon Master

Like to see Mrs D's bumpers

 

[172traindriver]

Serial Killer !

 

[SteCenturion]

I'm sure I can find a picture.

I've seen that picture...



Crime Watch summer 1987...


Nat West bank Walkden.


Shouldn't have used the sheer ones.

 

[172traindriver]

180 ?


I like this game.....




Johnny Ball....






Think of a number.

Not an Adelante

 

[stephec]

I've seen that picture...



Crime Watch summer 1987...


Nat West bank Walkden.


Shouldn't have used the sheer ones.

I thought the cotton gusset would've saved me.

 

[SteCenturion]

Have you turned into a pom pom girl or whatever they call themselves??

Evenin' our Mo

No, not likely, just my weird sense of humour

 

[SteCenturion]

Just ignore him. He'll go away. Maybe. Perhaps.

Like thrush...

I am an irritating.....

 

[classic33]

Evenin' our Mo

No, not likely, just my weird sense of humour

Even allowing for your current location!

 

[welsh dragon]

Like thrush...

I am an irritating.....

 

[stephec]

Currently rather sore. My body is in a position it has never held before and my muscles are complaining about it bitterly. I have had to breakout the diazepam as well as double my morphine, so I'm not staying around long. It's a little difficult right now. I'm better first thing in the mornings thank you.

Looking at your other post on mundane news it sounds quite positive, your body's in the right position and you can walk about, hopefully things will get better for you.