Tea? (Part 4)

[172traindriver]

News just in!
Tue 5/05/15 8:49 PM
Good morning!!!
I am very pleased to have the opportunity to write you a mail. I sure, that you did not expected to get from me this letter. And I hope that my letter to you will be a good surprise. I am asking you to review my letter in its entirety. I very hope that you do not remove my mail, as unnecessary spam. My name: Vika. I'm from Russia. I live in a small but beautiful city near St. Petersburg. Have you learn of St. Petersburg??? It is the cultural capital of Russian Federation. This is a historic town. But in my town, as in all townes of Russia, there is no decent boys. I am search a soul mate to build a marriage. I have heard that mens from western countries to respect and love their soul mates. That is what I am looking for me. I very hope that you will become, will be the men of my dreams. Time will tell. I just want to love and be loved. I hope that you, our goals in life are common. I very hope you shall write me a mail very soon. I look forward to wait for your email.

PS: I also want to warn you at once, that I am not interested in an exchange of nude photos. And if you are interested only in an exchange of naked pics I shall not answer your message. I interested SERIOUS relations and silly games are not necessary for me. I very hope, that you will not offend me by similar requests.
Someone's c lo ck is wrong here.

Took a few hours to go round the world in cyberspace?
Anyway Mr C what have you asked for? some money to be forwarded to your bank account?

 

[172traindriver]

Take that as a yes

 

[classic33]

Took a few hours to go round the world in cyberspace?
Anyway Mr C what have you asked for? some money to be forwarded to your bank account?

A few hours? A week is more like it.
She's made no mention of any money yet.

 

[welsh dragon]

A few hours? A week is more like it.
She's made no mention of any money yet.

I think classics pulled there

 

[the_mikey]

OK, train advice required (@the_mikey, @172traindriver, @classic33 - or anyone else who wants to chip in!) please.

In August the CC Tour is cycling to Inverness, myself and Junior Fu then need to get back to Fife (Inverkeithing is our closest main station) with our bikes on Monday 17 August - cheapest fare at present seems to be £76.20 (trainline, redspottedhanky).

Should I:
a) bite the bullet and book as early as I can;
b) wait until nearer the time and see if any cheaper fares come up;
c) leave it until the day and chance it;
d) use some other convuluted route of railcard, etc (we are both students, not sure if that counts for anything?)

There's no real rush to leave on the Monday though would obviously prefer to get going as soon as - additional complication is getting the bikes on board.

Thoughts???

If you can, try to book an advanced ticket, you might have to wait a month or two before these tickets are available plus make sure you can book your bicycle on the trai, it's by far the cheapest way to travel although you do have to commit to the exact train and time you've booked. If you need flexibility then buying off peak anytime returns is your only option but you may be able to knock a few pounds off the price by splitting the tickets, ie buying a return from station A to station B, then purchasing a separate return from station B to station C. Use red spotted hankey to experiment.

 

[classic33]

I think classics pulled there

She's after more than one though. She wants men!

 

[welsh dragon]

She's after more than one though. She wants men!

In that case, you've all pulled. Form a queue gentlemen

 

[172traindriver]

A few hours? A week is more like it.
She's made no mention of any money yet.

You want to get in first, and tell her you need money as she could help you. I return you will be her friend

 

[172traindriver]

She's after more than one though. She wants men!

You saying you're not a man

 

[172traindriver]

I think classics pulled there

Something could be getting pulled

 

[172traindriver]

In that case, you've all pulled. Form a queue gentlemen

Who's refereeing the contest

 

[classic33]

You saying you're not a man

She's after more than one though!

 

[172traindriver]

She's after more than one though!

Premiership footballers night out at Christmas normally ends up like that

 

[classic33]

Premiership footballers night out at Christmas normally ends up like that

Can't play football, so that'd rule me out

 

[stephec]

In that case, you've all pulled. Form a queue gentlemen

Not the first time you've said that is it?