Tea? (Part 3)

[classic33]

I'm here...

All here though?

 

[stephec]

I lack in nothing sweetie....well only spanners

How do you tighten your nuts then?

 

[ScotiaLass]

All here though?

Actually, no.
I am now missing quite a few internal parts, thanks to several surgeons over the years

 

[ScotiaLass]

How do you tighten your nuts then?

That is a loaded question.
A lady has her ways....

 

[stephec]

That is a loaded question.
A lady has her ways....

I've got lots of spanners.

 

[ScotiaLass]

I've got lots of spanners.

Guess that means you have lots of nuts...

 

[Bobby Mhor]

That is a loaded question.
A lady has her ways....

That's a kick to @stephec's nuts....

'Get me a spanner, Nurse' (in a nasal Kenneth Williams voice')

 

[stephec]

Guess that means you have lots of nuts...

I only usually get them out when I'm working.

 

[stephec]

That's a kick to @stephec's nuts....

'Get me a spanner, Nurse' (in a nasal Kenneth Williams voice')

If it was Kenneth Williams wanting the spanner I'd be a bit worried.

 

[ScotiaLass]

Ooooooooohhh Matron!!!

 

[classic33]

How do you tighten your nuts then?

You remember the hammer last night!

 

[stephec]

You remember the hammer last night!

Tighten not squash, although mine have just tightened a bit thinking about the hammer.

 

[classic33]

Guess that means you have lots of nuts...

Nay, it just means he keeps on getting the wrong size/type.

 

[stephec]

Ooooooooohhh Matron!!!

Were you a matron or sister?

 

[Bobby Mhor]

If it was Kenneth Williams wanting the spanner I'd be a bit worried.

Hattie for you then..
in yon starched Matron's uniform.......

Ooooooooohhh Matron!!!

The words uttered....to strike fear into Sid James..