Tea? (Part 3)
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I was going to go down the, "a bit of lubrication would make it easier to get them in," route.I hope you don't always use a mallet when putting rubbers on(with apologies to @stephec who would have said it if I didn't...
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IDMark2
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Now surgeons and mallets I can see.. Nurse though? 'I just want to take your temperature sir, say aahhh'
WHACK! 'Well, that didn't work very well and you seem to have a funny little lump in the back of your head now...Where's my thermometer? Sir? Wake up sir...'
SL threatened me with her thermometer once, it was the best threat I've ever had.
ScotiaLass
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One of the best laughs was when I took an old chap 2 suppositories.
He looked at the dish I was holding with them in and said "oh nurse, I really don't think I could swallow those...they're a bit big".
I had to keep a straight face as I said "Mr Jones, you don't swallow these..."
The look on his face as the penny dropped was priceless!
He looked at the dish I was holding with them in and said "oh nurse, I really don't think I could swallow those...they're a bit big".
I had to keep a straight face as I said "Mr Jones, you don't swallow these..."
The look on his face as the penny dropped was priceless!
classic33
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Down Boy!SL threatened me with her thermometer once, it was the best threat I've ever had.
How did you know what I was thinking?
classic33
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The mallet may make an appearance!
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
The mallet will definitely make an appearance.......
classic33
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I'm thinking cheap & easy anaesthetic.
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Saluki
World class procrastinator
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- ...Norwich over the water.
I am back from a joyride to IKEA and back. Our nearest one is at Tottenham so just a squeak short of 100 miles each way. We have 3 new lampshades and a cheese grater.
classic33
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Deal!You hold him down and I'll bash him.
the_mikey
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I'm shopping for bicycle lights... 
classic33
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Shops still open!I'm shopping for bicycle lights...
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