Tea? (Part 3)

[IDMark2]

I was going to scroll back to read it all but I thought, no, it's likely to be as mad going forwards as it was backwards! More coffee...

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Evening Bobby

'Lo Mr Choo

So, what is occurring here then? WD has a boat, SL's in stitches, Bobby's getting misty about Scottish Football, 172 voluntarily watched some Scottish Football (!), classic is peeking at my Mother in Law.. Missed nothing then really, same as normal...

Typical..
into antiques and not the ma-in-law....

What do you expect from this madhouse

There is no madness here,
signed George Mhor

 

[MikeG]

Why the whiskey?

That's traditional, isn't it, when carving a foreign body out of your own flesh?

Well, it was for John Wayne, anyway.

 

[classic33]

I was going to scroll back to read it all but I thought, no, it's likely to be as mad going forwards as it was backwards! More coffee...

Would it make any more sense though!

 

[IDMark2]

Oh Bob, please put a geocache in your attic, just for the pun of it...

 

[classic33]

That's traditional, isn't it, when carving a foreign body out of your own flesh?

Well, it was for John Wayne, anyway.

Nah, bite the bullet instead.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Oh Bob, please put a geocache in your attic, just for the pun of it...

Punny, a lofty request.
I've all sorts of fine wire criss-crossing here and there in the loft space and the uninitiated could be garotted up there.

 

[IDMark2]

Got to get the order right though...suck the snake poison out..spit, drink the whiskey, stitch the wound, drink the whiskey, bite the end off a bullet, drink the whiskey, empty powder, drink the whiskey, light gunpowder on the wound to sterilise it, drink the whiskey, eat the snake..Is that right?

 

[IDMark2]

Punny, a lofty request.
I've all sorts of fine wire criss-crossing here and there in the loft space and the uninitiated could be garotted up there.

Sorry, I forgot, that's where you keep your hams as well isn't it?

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Sorry, I forgot, that's where you keep your hams as well isn't it?

Wire are you asking then ? and I promise no porkies

 

[classic33]

Got to get the order right though...suck the snake poison out..spit, drink the whiskey, stitch the wound, drink the whiskey, bite the end off a bullet, drink the whiskey, empty powder, drink the whiskey, light gunpowder on the wound to sterilise it, drink the whiskey, eat the snake..Is that right?

You've done this before haven't you?

 

[stephec]

Dammit!!
It would seem that the nurse that removed my drain has left a stitch in - and no, they're not dissolvable!

That wouldn't have happened in your day would it?

 

[IDMark2]

You've done this before haven't you?

Yesshhh, jushh naw acshally... nicesnake...

 

[welsh dragon]

I think someone has been watching too many cowboy films.

 

[classic33]

Yesshhh, jushh naw acshally... nicesnake...

Tastes just like chicken.