An American woman, curious about rumours she'd heard, asks a cheeky question of a Scotsman ...
"
Tell me sir, is anything worn under the kilt?"
He glares back at the woman and replies ....
"
Och no, madam, it is all in perfect working order!"
You left the 'h' off - Edinburgh!
I'm okay with the Edinburgh accent, but I struggle to understand the Glasgow accent. Glasgow is only about 45 miles from Edinburgh but the accents are very different. My mother came from only about 75 miles NW of Glasgow but she struggled with it too.