hopless500
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Sympathy in here ?
Tea? (Part 2)
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classic33
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What did you say back?A blue tit has just flown into my office, looked at me, chirped, and flown out again
hopless500
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'Hello'.
classic33
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You'll know about the birds & the bees!!We don't get charged for waste water - got a septic tank
And the day they decide that the meter they insisted on installing earlier this year has to be used, we will remove ourselves from the main supply and use our wellIt was still used up until the early 80s, so shouldn't be too much hassle to get it functioning again. Just need to acquire small children to get them to haul the water in
OR you could just get an electricc pump..
rbreid
Old git on old bikes
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Get a pump. As has been mooted on here before. The only benefit of children is grandchildren...great source of REVENGE!!! Inset maniacal laughter
hopless500
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Well, yes, if I can't find small unattended children on the streets, the next option would be a pump. Just thought the small child option would be more beneficial as they could sweep the chimney too
hopless500
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classic33
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Try emtpying one on a slighty warm day! Like those we had earlier this year, eating a mars bar whilst doing so!!Takes all sorts WD but working through a septic tank in order to stalk someone is a new one on me
classic33
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Thats not what the little birdie said you said..
hopless500
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rbreid
Old git on old bikes
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Aye they breed "real men" round your way Classic. But are you sure it was a mars bar. If it looks like a mars bar, tastes like **** and smells like **** there is a good chance that it is .................
classic33
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But if they get stuck in the chimney, you'll not be able to light the fire!!Well, yes, if I can't find small unattended children on the streets, the next option would be a pump. Just thought the small child option would be more beneficial as they could sweep the chimney too
hopless500
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Not entirely true........
classic33
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Well pig sh!t is the worst o'lot. You just have to get rid of what you were wearing at the time because you'll never get rid of the smell.Aye they breed "real men" round your way Classic. But are you sure it was a mars bar. If it looks like a mars bar, tastes like **** and smells like **** there is a good chance that it is .................
Sent what I'd been wearing to the washing powder manufacturers because their products didn't remove the smell.
Seldom do you come across anything solid doing that job!
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Takes all sorts WD but working through a septic tank in order to stalk someone is a new one on me
Obviously didn't mean it like that... idiot
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