Tea? (Part 2)

[classic33]

Dare you to go into a shop & ask for this
http://www.madhattersjokeshop.com/doctor-and-nurses-costumes/2015-orgasm-donor.html
along with a
http://www.fancydress.com/costumes/Nurse-Feel-Good/0~501380~19?

 

[classic33]

I went into a fancy dress shop in Leeds & asked for the first one mentioned. Staff left wondering whether I was being serious & one ran from the shop floor screaming.

 

[Speicher]

What a strange comment from your tutor, I've always found the German people to be polite. I really enjoyed the 'German' leg of our tour as everyone we met was nice (apart from one grumpy old man who wanted me to move my bike so he could sit down on a park bench)

Must be my German herytig harrit Grandmother who is responsible for my politeness.

 

[Speicher]

I have found the thread that we are not talking about.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Don't go there

 

[Hill Wimp]

Heavens help us the CAD have started a thread about Syria and what we should do.

Anyone for and anyone bought anything new today ?

 

[Speicher]

In a previous life, I was working as a typist in a Child Protection Unit of Social Services. The reports I had to type up (from audio tapes) was so horrendous, I just pretended to myself that I was typing up a novel for P D James. She wrote several "horror" type novels. This strategy worked for about ten months, and then I left to work with the West Mercia constabulary for a short while. They were temporary jobs, fortunately.

 

[Speicher]

I have bought a new lawnmower today. I have only had the old one for about twenty years. They do not make things to last do they?

It is a Bosch Ergoflex one that runs on electrickery, and has the option to mulch the cuttings back onto the lawn. I did think about a cordless one, but when the grass gets long, I was not convinced that a cordless one would have enough power.

I also bought some Snickers bars, some bread, and some apples.

 

[coffeejo]

In a previous life, I was working as a typist in a Child Protection Unit of Social Services. The reports I had to type up (from audio tapes) was so horrendous, I just pretended to myself that I was typing up a novel for P D James. She wrote several "horror" type novels. This strategy worked for about ten months, and then I left to work with the West Mercia constabulary for a short while. They were temporary jobs, fortunately.

There are some very good (and gentle) books by a Yorkshire copper called Mike Pannett. My brain's just melted so can't remember the point I was going to make but they're worth a read.

 

[Speicher]

Although I am on holiday, I still have to make the bed this evening, and run my own bath.

 

[TVC]

Although I am on holiday, I still have to make the bed this evening, and run my own bath.

I could lend you Lu, she is good at that kind of stuff.

 

[Hill Wimp]

There are some very good (and gentle) books by a Yorkshire copper called Mike Pannett. My brain's just melted so can't remember the point I was going to make but they're worth a read.

I love reading and escaping into a good novel. Just finished Daniel Silvas new one and just started a James Patterson one. Have also got a few cycling books on the go. I will have a look at the Mike Pannett books, thanks Jo.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I could lend you Lu, she is good at that kind of stuff.

Sounds like she was in demand today, she needs a rest. Hope she has her feet up.

 

[TVC]

If this is turning to literary recommendations

http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb...rom+the+cold&sprefix=the+cat+who+came,aps,267

 

[Hill Wimp]

For the ladies out there that like a chuckle i would recommend Janet Evanovich, Stephanie Plum series. No chick flic but good feisty fun.