Tea? (Part 2)

[coffeejo]

Is the white jump suit compulsory?

 

[ColinJ]

... I mean, have you *ever* seen or heard of a guide dog that wasn't well-behaved?

Nope!

I used to know a couple who worked at a guide dog training centre in Leamington Spa and they worked hard to make sure the dogs did too!

(I should have kept quiet about the sun - the clouds have rolled in again now. I'm just killing time for 20 minutes until it is time to go and meet the lads and a dog.)

 

[Nihal]

Is the white jump suit compulsory?

No.Are you planning to ride?

 

[coffeejo]

No.Are you planning to ride?

 

[Nihal]

Nevermind

 

[ColinJ]

Is the white jump suit compulsory?

If you want to look stupid, then you might as well look *really* stupid!

I've just had an awful flashback to being 22 years old. My sister had built up a little cottage industry making stuffed toys and I decided (for some obscure drunken early-20s reason) to take one of her stuffed polar bears out on the town attached to a spare dog lead.

I discovered 3 important facts:

1. Stuffed polar bears are babe magnets. Everywhere I went, I was swamped by young women.
2. Young women who love stuffed polar bears are not interested in the drunken young men carrying them!
3. Drunken young men accompanying young women who love stuffed polar bears are interested in the drunken young men carrying them. But only in the sense of wanting to attack them ...!

 

[TVC]

Morning all, farmers market this morning, I'm more excited than a man really should be at the prospect.

 

[ColinJ]

Morning all, farmers market this morning, I'm more excited than a man really should be at the prospect.

Why do you want to buy a farmer?

 

[coffeejo]

 

[Speicher]

Twice a year there is an Italian Farmer's market here.

 

[TVC]

Twice a year there is an Italian Farmer's market here.

What? On Cyclechat? I never noticed.
Anyway, fridge is now full and wallet empty. Lu might have some news about a new arrival in the house too.

 

[TVC]

I hear they are going cheap these days

I hear they are going cheap these days

No, its chicks that go cheap, farmers go 'Geroff moi larnd'.

 

[coffeejo]

Lu might have some news about a new artival in the house too.

Is the typo deliberate?

 

[TVC]

Nope, just my cack-handed tryping on a tablet.

 

[coffeejo]

So not a lifesize statue of wocky then.

Puppy?