There's a set of traffic lights on a crossroads on my usual commute home where there's a left-turning lane, a straight-on/right lane, and a cycle lane up the left into an Advanced Stop Zone from which I want to proceed straight on. Tonight the lights are red and not about to change, so I pootle up the cycle lane, aiming for the ASZ, only to find:
- car #1 in front of left-turning lane fully occupying ASZ
- car #2 in front of straight-on/right lane fully in front of ASZ - almost blocking the crossroads
- cycle #1 behind me jumps up onto pavement to bypass lights by using "mounted pedestrian" mode
- cycle #2 behind me barges between me and car #1 to cycle through red light
Car #1 notices my mild annoyance at all this chaos - passenger winds down window and he and driver ask me what the problem is, so I wearily but reasonably politely explain the various states of chaos around me, pointing out that he and car #2 should have stopped behind the ASZ. Driver points out that he's "where he is now" so I might as well wait for him to turn left unless I want to race him, which I politely decline. By this time, lights have turned green so having thrust ahead into the ASZ in the first place, he's now holding up himself and everyone behind him. Off he goes, hangs a left, and I cycle on.
I'm pleased that I didn't go off on one, and I wonder if there's just a very small chance that next time he might think about what the ASZ means...
Meanwhile I'd say the real idiot in all this was cyclist #2 *sigh*