T Shirt Slogans

[buggi]

I'm 6ft tall. My mate bought me a tshirt with a line across the chest. The slogan underneath said "you must be this tall to ride"

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

3B, you bought one for your mate to wear...

yeah, but he is making sure he remains on his mate's right side...

 

[User169]

This should be compulsory for those in the Procycling forum..

 

[M1ke]

 

[trj977]

In Greece I saw a guy wearing a T Shirt with nice art work and the slogan:


"Cycling is a drug and I am pedaling"

Tried to find it on the internet but failed, unfortunately.

 

[Piemaster]

"I have no interest in your worthless ill-informed opinions" & "Not Listening" - reserved for use when certain people visit work.
Dangermouse quote "Crumbs Chief, what are we going to do now?" and also "Have you tried switching it on and off again" used when something is broken.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

I got given a t-shirt made for the Bicycle Transportation Alliance (based in Washington State, USA), which has a bicycle wheel on the front, and on the rear, in very large letters: "ONE LESS CAR". I make a point of wearing it as much as possible, although I never seem to get motorists hassling me about it. I guess all that horn tooting is just empty posturing, and they're afraid to confront people up close .

I have had one or two grammar purists pointing out that it should be "ONE CAR FEWER", but it just doesn't fit as well on a t-shirt.

 

[PeteXXX]

How about...
'DON'T BE A NOBBER,
WEAR THE RIGHT CLOBBER'

"

 

[beastie]

 

[beastie]

That's not me by the way.

 

[Maverick Goose]

'Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory'.