T Shirt Slogans

[martint235]

Prompted by a post by Cunobelin about amendable t-shirts in a different thread, I thought it would be fun to list fun slogans you've seen on t-shirts (quiet day in the office). To start some that I own are:

"Sarcasm is just one more service that I offer"
"Live hard, play rugby, die ugly"

But one that sticks in my mind is "Go heart your own city" although it may have been the positioning that caught my eye

 

[cd365]

I own a Disney t-shirt which says "I'm Grumpy because you're Dopey"

 

[Shortmember]

My favourite t-shirt that I only wear on special occasions such as weddings, funerals and dining out.

 

[Hardrock93]

Not a slogan, more a subtle dig. A t-shirt I bought years ago in Lerwick displays a large map of the Shetland Isles. Below, in a little box, is a map of the rest of the UK.

 

[4F]

Loads here, my favourite is... "Got nothing to say, say it on facebook.."

 

[Glow worm]

I saw one I liked on a cyclist's T shirt in Aberystwyth a few years back that read ''How's my riding? Call 0800 Kiss my *rse''

 

[Acyclo]

The picture of a flamboyantly ridden motorcycle with the slogan "I'm immortal - well so far"

 

[Mile195]

I bought a t-shirt in a charity shop some years ago with the slogan:

"Big Brother is watching me, but I'm not watching Big Brother". I bring it out every time Channel 5 pull it back out for another year.

 

[Lullabelle]

One of our colleagues has a t-shirt which reads 'I was amazing last night, just ask your girlfriend'

 

[Maverick Goose]

"And on the sixth day, God created Manchester"

 

[tony111]

I remember a t-shirt from the 70's...........TOTHICKFOR
UNIVERSITY

 

[vernon]

"And on the sixth day, God created Manchester"

And he was so embarrassed that he spent the seventh day resting hiding behind the excuse he was tired - well he would be. Trying to make a silk purse out of a cows ear....

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

"I don't need Google.. My husband knows everything!"

 

[vernon]

 

[Maverick Goose]

'Forget me not' [on a t shirt worn by a very blonde blonde I used to work with]