Well, that was an unmitigated delight.
Thank you Hill Wimp for your impetus, and thank you Steve for your leading.
Exiting Ashford the way we did was an eye-opener for someone who has done this ride several times and, Lordy, there were more delights to follow.
Tim and I had a special adventure all to ourselves, called hunt-the-cyclists-whilst-wearing-inappropriate-footwear-over-challenging-terrain.
With no fewer than three groups of individuals claiming that you had passed that way, we figured it probably wasn't a conspiracy and finally caught you.
Only to find that no one was aware that we'd gone AWOL.
Lunch at Ypres Castle was very good, and surprisingly quickly served (except for Stu's, I think, I noticed he was one of the last to receive his)
I can recommend the Cesar salad - there was loads going on in that dish.
Oh, and the company. Fab Foodie, Hopeless, Hill, Deptford and a couple of others who, to my shame, names escape me - but we managed to plummet into talking weapons-grade rubbish in next to no time at all.
But that's just a reflection of the company throughout the ride!
I vacillated over the decision to ride back or to train it back to Ashford - eventually opting for the ride with Steve and Top Cat.
We weren't far into our return trip when I commented to Top Cat that 'This was definitely the right decision'.
I love the lanes that take you back through Appledore, and the best bit........
Was getting back to the station without hardly encroaching on any of the main roads. Just cycle paths. Thanks Steve!
Train arrival at St Pancras bought wet weather. TC and myself went our separate ways.
I scooted down through the city and as it was mizzling, caught a train home from London Bridge.
I would consider doing this ride again if: Less wind please and thank you. Less dodgy tarmac on the outbound.
I would consider avoiding: Full English breakfast at Ashford International. 2/10
You need to have not eaten for at least 18 hours to make this remotely palletable.
Lycra's in the machine on a 30º delicate cycle.
User10571's in the bath.
Chilli con carne on the stove.
Thanks lovely people, for a lovely day.