tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
- Location
- SE London, Bandit Country
You utter g*t Smeggers!
'The Complete Works Of Simoncc' WH Smith's top selling Christmas 'book for the toilet', literally, for the toilet!
Simply wet the book
*scrub, scrub, scrub*
All nice and shiney, with internalised acid bile on every page 'The Complete Works Of Simoncc' cuts right to the quick!
Thank You, 'The Complete Works Of Simoncc'*
*simoncc is now appearing in the fully locked down high security compound known only as codename; Soapbox*
'The Complete Works Of Simoncc' WH Smith's top selling Christmas 'book for the toilet', literally, for the toilet!
Simply wet the book
*scrub, scrub, scrub*
All nice and shiney, with internalised acid bile on every page 'The Complete Works Of Simoncc' cuts right to the quick!
Thank You, 'The Complete Works Of Simoncc'*
*simoncc is now appearing in the fully locked down high security compound known only as codename; Soapbox*