Smilies on Furlough

[BrumJim]

Due to social distancing and staying alert, should we be putting the following smilies on furlough?

 

[matticus]

They are all groups of 2 (or less), so I think they're OK.

I haven't seen a threesome smiley - if there is one, it might need to be benched for a few more weeks.

 

[derrick]

 

[Dave7]

Each of those examples couuld well be married couples. Example number one shows MrsD riding a bike over my head.

 

[BrumJim]

Each of those examples couuld well be married couples. Example number one shows MrsD riding a bike over my head.

When was the last time you gave your wife a high-five?

 

[biggs682]

When was the last time you gave your wife a high-five?

And I got this in return

 

[Drago]

Each of those examples couuld well be married couples. Example number one shows MrsD riding a bike over my head.

We need one of Mrs D scraping my Y fronts. now there's a challenge for Shaun!

 

[glasgowcyclist]

When was the last time you gave your wife a high-five?

Last night if you must know, only that's not what we call it.

 

[Dave7]

When was the last time you gave your wife a high-five?

Every day.
Sometimes she gives me a high two in return

 

[Dave7]

We need one of Mrs D scraping my Y fronts. now there's a challenge for Shaun!

 

[HLaB]

If they are from the same household its OK

 

[BrumJim]

I think that this one has gone on furlough without being asked:

 

[jayonabike]

When was the last time you gave your wife a high-five?

Every time the words two pack (i.e those bottles come in a two pack) come up in conversation me and the Mrs fist pump 👊🏻
Two pack-2pac
If your over 50 you won’t have a clue what I’m going on about 👊🏻

 

[matticus]

That's clearly a ritual that has stood the test of time - for those under 25, you were born after Tupac died!