Oh don't worry I've seen your very amusing 'selfie' (how on earth did you manage to get it, if it really is one that is?) with your bicycle and your ill-fitting helmet, Linford. I just hate the way you ruin these threads.
It always follows the same trajectory: you head the topic off down a side track of your choosing, ask a few irrelevant questions which people take more seriously than they deserve, you get asked some direct questions in return, you ignore them, post rubbish about riding your motorbikes, driving your 4WDs, or keeping your horses, then ask more pointless and irrelevant questions, ignore the responses, and so on, ad nauseam. If that's not a sheer definition of trolling I don't know what is. Even when people patronise you by asking you directly to please ANSWER THE QUESTION, IT'S EASY, you still blather on.
And yet, and yet. Still people are patient, they try and encourage you, try and include you. I just don't understand why, because quite honestly CA&D is a much more interesting and pleasant place without you - doesn't that tell you anything?