Shameful secrets thread

[PaulB]

Best I can come up with is that I sometimes put my bike away with it still covered in mud and then quickly scrape off the dried mud next time I want to use it.

You're not fit to take your place in the human race!!!

 

[BigonaBianchi]

I sent a present to Arch

 

[Maverick Goose]

I watched Charlie's Angels:Full Throttle last night[but then I had just spent 9 hours slaving in a hot kitchen], and I love cheesy 80s rock anthems...but then I need to unwind after slaving in a hot kitchen all evening

 

[DJ]

Ok Not many people know this, I get turned on by tupperware!

there I've said it and now i feel a lot better!

 

[colly]

I was responsible for the Park House Monster.

 

[Smokin Joe]

I used to wax the bases on my Subbuteo players.

 

[Hover Fly]

I once let a stinky one slip out as I was choosing a bar of chocolate in W**lw*rths, just then a woman came into the aisle with her young son, I heard her say "Iv'e told you before about doing that, no sweeties for you!" childish voice "But it wasn't me mummy".

 

[ufkacbln]

I once let a stinky one slip out as I was choosing a bar of chocolate in W**lw*rths, just then a woman came into the aisle with her young son, I heard her say "Iv'e told you before about doing that, no sweeties for you!" childish voice "But it wasn't me mummy".

Similar - During Mass at Westminster Cathedral (not being familiar with the routine) I let rip a very smelly and loud one, just as a quiet bit occurred. Cast a scandalised look att he old guy in fornt of me which everyone else assumed meant he was guilty.


Have also cleared Sainsbury's checkout in the same method!

 

[Dave5N]

I kissed a girl.















And I liked it.

 

[mickle]

ew!

 

[jay clock]

I am a huige fan of Belinda Carlisle and have all her albums. Not bad for a scary tattoo'd skinhead warlord...

i have kissed her, several times.

 

[Dayvo]

I fancy Anne Robinson....

Me too!

i've seen aha in concert

Me too!

I sent a present to Arch

Me too!

I don't seem to have any personal shameful secrets (not that I'm admitting on here).

 

[Dalestar]

i have a fixed/freewheel hub and i'm using freewheel side

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I quite like some Chris de Burgh songs.

 

[GrahamG]

I once took care of my morning wood and pulled a muscle in my neck on the vinegar stroke - I had to take 4 days off work.