You might be taking this a teensy bit more seriously than is warranted.
There is that.
I was caught up in the daftness of the question. Questions like 'Do you prefer tomato or brown sauce on a bacon roll?' are easier to discuss on a forum. We have the necessary knowledge for that.
Questions like "I went past my neighbours house and there were lights on in 5 of the rooms but I know for a fact only 2 people live there so do you think they are wasting money and should I say something to them?" take things a bit far. Sometimes it's best not to start a thread if you really can't think of something worthwhile to start. I blame Facebook. "That feeling when you pass the police station and count all the cars you can see ..."