Are you a time traveller & have come back from the future to warn us?Asteroid hit at 11.47am on Friday February 1st 2019.
It's OK, it'll miss me as I'll be wearing my hi-viz vest...Asteroid hit at 11.47am on Friday February 1st 2019.
Not long now folks.
It's okay it's London, they'll have the troops out if it gets above 5 mm
Yes & we'll need more in the future to protect our borders, maybe we can ask some EU citizens for help they are always looking for jobsHave we still got troops ??
You after the winner of the 13:30 at Lingfield?Are you a time traveller & have come back from the future to warn us?
I hadn't thought of that, but now you come to mention it?You after the winner of the 13:30 at Lingfield?
Asteroid hit at 11.47am on Friday February 1st 2019.
Not long now folks.
For a horse with the rider wearing the wrong colours, it'll just be a walk not a race.I hadn't thought of that, but now you come to mention it?
Perhaps we could have news free versions of our radio and TV channels? Not a bad idea,
Yes.Do you know where it will hit in case I need to move my bike?
Yes & we'll need more in the future to protect our borders, maybe we can ask some EU citizens for help they are always looking for jobs
I've just rushed out to buy a Styrofoam hat. So I'm safe now.Asteroid hit at 11.47am on Friday February 1st 2019.
Not long now folks.