sausages and mash

[Abitrary]

Not the one with sausage and crushed potato on the top?

No. But I'm actually a bit down by the fact they know who deliver to purely from the time of the call... I feel like rainman now

 

[Chuffy]

No. But I'm actually a bit down by the fact they know who deliver to purely from the time of the call... I feel like rainman now

When they don't even bother waiting for the call, that's when you need to worry.

 

[Abitrary]

To tell the truth, I think that's terrible customer service, some pole wearily answering and asking if i want 'the usual?' as if i'm michael winner in reverse

 

[Noodley]

To tell the truth, I think that's terrible customer service, some pole wearily answering and asking if i want 'the usual?' as if i'm michael winner in reverse

perhaps they only sell one thing, and therefore everything is "the usual"?

Same old pile of entrails sir? No problem. We'll send someone round in an old car, he'll take about 40 minutes from leaving us so the fat will be nicely congealed for you.

 

[Abitrary]

hehehe, i *would* tell you my magic pizza... the best pizza ever...

but the sudden demand would drive prices up

 

[Noodley]

hehehe, i *would* tell you my magic pizza... the best pizza ever...

but the sudden demand would drive prices up

it's sausage isn't it?

 

[Abitrary]

yes, there is some sort of reclaimed meat involved

 

[Abitrary]

bloody reprobate delivery *kid* insisted on counting the pile of change I gave him, with his stereo blaring something akin to dire straits in the middle of the street.

Never have i been...

 

[John Ponting]

Aha. Gravy. The final culprit in the unholy trinity.

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Call it Beef Residue Jus or even Residue of Beef Reduction and it all seems better.

 

[Fnaar]

I tried Nigella's toad-in-the-hole once, but the meat just got lost in all that batter.

 

[Dave5N]

Try using a Cumberland not a Chippolata?

 

[wafflycat]

Try using a Cumberland not a Chippolata?

Said by women to men in disappointed tones...

 

[Fab Foodie]

Said by women to men in disappointed tones...

...all too frequently....

 

[ChrisKH]

What is it people have against Jamie Oliver? Is it the Essex accent that grinds one down in addition to being rich, successful, passionate, enthusiastic, lovely wife and caring about what kids eat?

 

[Paulus]

I just love bangers and mash. My local butcher makes his own and they are superb. I have mine normally with mustard mash, peas and red onion gravy. I agree with the sentiment, food of the gods.