Saturday, Saturday Saturday! As sung by Sir Elton John

[blackrat]

Daughter beat me 2-1 in our Backgammon. Pah! And I'd bought her pastries, made her Cappuccino, cooked her poached eggs on spinach for lunch. That's gratitude.

Chores done earlier: kettle and coffee machine descaled, washing machine door seals cleaned of grey gunk, washing machine cleaning stuff ran on hot cycle. Washed my socks and pants though since no longer having a working arse I see little point in washing the kecks so often. Maybe a bit of pipe drip, but if I borrow 'Loons tubing apparatus, I could eliminate that too...

since no longer having a working arse
Er? Did it get blocked?

 

[PhotoNic69]

since no longer having a working arse
Er? Did it get blocked?

Get with the program. It was coded out back in February.

 

[Pinno718]

Finally back home from today's adventures. Young oxo has decided after driving various fast cars that he doesn't want a lambo or ferrari he wants either a porker 911 or Nissan GTR, personally I preferred the Mclaren 720 or if I'm slumming it I'll have the Aston DB11. Both pipedreams.

Has to be the Porker. Despite his tender age, he's seen the light (unlike others).

 

[Stevo 666]

Finally back home from today's adventures. Young oxo has decided after driving various fast cars that he doesn't want a lambo or ferrari he wants either a porker 911 or Nissan GTR, personally I preferred the Mclaren 720 or if I'm slumming it I'll have the Aston DB11. Both pipedreams.

Tell him to go onto one of those comparison websites and get an insurance quote

 

[oxoman]

Tell him to go onto one of those comparison websites and get an insurance quote

🤬 He doesn't need any more stupid ideas. Bad enough the thing he's got.