Goddards White oils embrocation is also on the extinct list now. This wonderful stuff mended sprains strains and aches. You can get Ellimans, but it is not as good. Some places claim to sell it until you go on their site and then it is not available.
Sad demise of another standard medicine
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Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
I used to put a teaspoon of Andrews Liver Salts into my glasses of diluted orange squash to make orangeade... drank loads of the stuff when I was little.... no-one knew mind or they'd've probably stopped me. No noticeable effect though, that I can remember!
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Use to take it as a hangover cure.
So quite often then.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
You'll find it's much easier mixed with water though DP.
Son's friend once handed out Vitamin C tablets instead of fruit sweets in a lecture.... the lecturer wondered what on earth was going on as a whole row started frothing at the mouth and waving wildly...
Son's friend once handed out Vitamin C tablets instead of fruit sweets in a lecture.... the lecturer wondered what on earth was going on as a whole row started frothing at the mouth and waving wildly...
GrumpyGregry
Here for rides.
I was first told K&M was going out of production in 2010. I think there must be a large stockpile of china clay and a lake of morphine hydrochloride in ethanol somewhere.
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Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Ah.... 80% proof Russian vodka
Peteaud
Veteran
- Location
- South Somerset
Smecklers powder.
Immodium, we use the tesco or boots own, the ingredients are the same, the effects are the same.
Immodium, we use the tesco or boots own, the ingredients are the same, the effects are the same.
vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
- Location
- Meanwood, Leeds
That's where you are wrong.
In the early days of my romance with Mrs Vernon, she got a dental abscess and was in excruciating pain that was not relieved by the pain killers prescribed by the dental hospital - they operated an emergency service back in the day. She had to wait two or three days for some antibiotics to act before treatment could commence and she was beside herself with the anticipation of a weekend of misery until....
I bought quite a few bottles of kaolin and morphine and using readily available household items and kitchen utensils I prepared a concentrated clay free elixir that could be rubbed into her gums. She spent the entire weekend off her box and when the dentist asked her, upon her return visit (I had to hold her up at times) to the dental hospital for treatment, "Where does it hurt?"
Her response was "Nowhere maannnn...."
I think that she decided I was her man for the rest of her life that weekend.
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
Woven from the hair of many a young boy 
Kaolin and Morphine is available for about £1.67 per bottle but the postage is arounr £3 and you can only order one bottle at a time.
Even Galloways has gone.
Was it Blue Stratos or Denim that was 'For the man that doesn't have to try too hard' ?
Anyone remeber 'White horse oil' for muscular pain ?
Kaolin and Morphine is available for about £1.67 per bottle but the postage is arounr £3 and you can only order one bottle at a time.
Even Galloways has gone.
Was it Blue Stratos or Denim that was 'For the man that doesn't have to try too hard' ?
Anyone remeber 'White horse oil' for muscular pain ?
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