Riding with a dodgy tummy

[Dirk]

Probably diplomatic to warn any wheel suckers.........

 

[DWiggy]

Apparently Bananas are a natural tummy settler

 

[beachy]

flour and water should sort you out. Imodium plus is good

 

[Easytigers]

Flour and water??? Is that a Jackanory story?

 

[blazed]

If you have to take wipes and spare shorts out on a ride in case you sh*t yourself, it's probably better not to ride.

 

[TreeHuggery]

flat cola and plain crisps (much nicer tasting than dioralyte) and replaces sugars and salts that you'll have lost - tbh I never fancy the sound of it, but then when I start, I realise it is exactly what I need - tbh unless its a bug I would take the Imodium, you only need to flush stuff out if its a bug, otherwise its just an inconvenience......use to happen to me all the time when I use to road race and its horrid

 

[Supersuperleeds]

Put a hole in your shorts and use a saddle like this, maybe put a cut out from a plastic bottle under the saddle to aid aiming.

 

[screenman]

Do not lift your bum off the saddle, that way it should not sneak out on you.

 

[screenman]

Go off road in the mud without mudguards, that way nobody will notice if you let slip.