Riddles and Puzzles

[Mattonsea]

Bloody hell stop arguing!!

 

[welsh dragon]

Bloody hell stop arguing!!

Not arguing. Promise.

 

[welsh dragon]

[QUOTE 2776124, member: 30090"]There's a frog dead in the middle of a lily which is two metres in diameter. The frog can jump 50cm a time so how many jumps till he hits the end of the lily?[/quote]
How can he jump if he's dead?

 

[colly]

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
[Answer: 5.]Why? Because there's a difference between deciding & doing.

How many are left?
Clarify please. Labour Party left or SWP left ? Or would just not being all that keen on Dave be enough ?

 

[Paulus]

How can he jump if he's dead?

Isn't the English language wonderful. 4 jumps.

 

[Paulus]

21--Rolling Stones
23-- Queen
24---Wizzard

 

[cosmicbike]

Isn't the English language wonderful. 4 jumps.

Surely 2 if it were alive?

 

[cosmicbike]

None, 'cos the other one got catapulted off (SWMBO reckons anyway..)

 

[Paulus]

Surely 2 if it were alive?

Of course, I failed in my answer to understand my own reasoning and maths.

 

[classic33]

We have 14 correct answers from 20. 6 to find the answers to.​

 

[MossCommuter]

12 : Oasis

 

[MossCommuter]

13 : Right said Fred

EDIT: oops, sorry @Dayvo

 

[MossCommuter]

20 : Brother Beyond

EDIT: oops, sorry @charlie b (I quit, LOL)

 

[Paulus]

25--Led Zeppelin
30---Sting

 

[classic33]

Fill In The Blanks
1: Boo_s
2: _ _ndom
3: F_ _k
4: P _ n _s
5: Pus _s _
6: S _ x​