Riddles and Puzzles

[vernon]

Are you sure?

Being saturated by copious amounts of fine ale I'm feeling charitable.

 

[classic33]

Next.

He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?

 

[classic33]

What is always coming but never arrives?

 

[classic33]

The captain of a ship was telling this interesting story: "We traveled the sea far and wide. At one time, two of my sailors were standing on opposite sides of the ship. One was looking west and the other one east. And at the same time, they could see each other clearly."
How can that be possible?

 

[vernon]

He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?

A vicar.

 

[vernon]

What is always coming but never arrives?

Tomorrow.

 

[vernon]

The captain of a ship was telling this interesting story: "We traveled the sea far and wide. At one time, two of my sailors were standing on opposite sides of the ship. One was looking west and the other one east. And at the same time, they could see each other clearly."
How can that be possible?

They were facing each other.

 

[vernon]

Next.

 

[classic33]

Next.

There was a man born in 1925 he lived to be 80, and died in 1926 how is this possible.

 

[classic33]

I'm liked a lot by just about everybody. Everyone looks at me. I hold some great memories. What am I?

 

[classic33]

There is a row of five different color houses. Each house is occupied by a man of different nationality. Each man has a different pet, prefers a different drink, and smokes different brand of cigarettes.

1. The Brit lives in the Red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green house is next to the White house, on the left.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the Blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.

Who has fish at home?

 

[classic33]

Golden treasures I contain, guarded by hundreds and thousands. Stored in a labyrinth where no man walks yet men come often to seize my gold. By smoke I am overcome and robbed then left to build my treasure anew.
What am I?

 

[vernon]

There was a man born in 1925 he lived to be 80, and died in 1926 how is this possible.

I dunno. You tell me.

 

[vernon]

Who has fish at home?

I do and he's called Paul.

 

[vernon]

Golden treasures I contain, guarded by hundreds and thousands. Stored in a labyrinth where no man walks yet men come often to seize my gold. By smoke I am overcome and robbed then left to build my treasure anew.
What am I?

Honey bees.