Riddles and Puzzles

[classic33]

Gin, whiskey, a fair few who reach for the bottle it seems.

How vulgar. How am I supposed to dunk a custard cream into the neck of a bottle?

Bit by bit, how else?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

I have no beginning and no end and nothing in the middle.

A hotdog stuffed crust pizza order in Rhyl?

 

[Maz]

Born in the flame
Conceived in the earth
Some use me with shame
And others with mirth
Once I've been tamed I hardly miss
And all men fear my deadly cold kiss
They cloak themselves in shells and chains
They try to fend off the inevitable pain
I am gifted to both soldiers and kings
My beauty can rival an angels wings
But do not forget the homely hearth
For it was probably my first place of birth

Riddle me high and riddle me low,
Is it Hyeeesss? Or is it Nooo?

 

[Speicher]

A hundred feet in the air but my back is on the ground.

An upside-down centipede?

 

[vernon]

An upside-down centipede?

A drunken centipede?

 

[Fnaar]

A Viennese Whirl

 

[classic33]

A drunken centipede?

Did it fall in the whiskey, before being rescued?

 

[Puddles]

How vulgar. How am I supposed to dunk a custard cream into the neck of a bottle?

Put biscuit in mouth - take mouthful of whiskey - hold in mouth until the biscuit is soaked - then eat - saves having crumbs in your drink

 

[classic33]

Put biscuit in mouth - take mouthful of whiskey - hold in mouth until the biscuit is soaked - then eat - saves having crumbs in your drink

Better than my suggestion, by far.

 

[classic33]

Brothers and sisters I have none but this man's father is my father's son.
Who is the man?

 

[classic33]

If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?

 

[vernon]

Brothers and sisters I have none but this man's father is my father's son.
Who is the man?

You.

 

[vernon]

If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?

A secret.

 

[vernon]

Next.

 

[ayceejay]

I this all the same riddle or....