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Spotted something here. Both I and DCLane have said 'study' - we both work in Uni's. No-one calls it 'read' these days. Only 'old fogies' call it read
Even I, a right old fogey, find "read" in this context old fashioned. I associate it with Oxbridge and maybe University Challenge.
"Oh, he read Greats at Flimbim". You are assumed to know that Flimbim is actually a college at Oxford/Cambridge, and that it's spelled Funglingspoons. And WTF is Greats?