Just come back from marshalling a road race. I stopped to allow an oncoming car to pass as road was obstructed by parked cars. As the car approached saw it was one of those big Audi Estate cars and the driver was a stupid fat peroxide blond b***h yaking away on her mobile phone
!!!!!! She didn't even slow or make any acknowledgement toward me, so blew the car horn so it will be on the phone record if she causes an accident elsewhere.
Then ......... about 30 seconds down the road coming toward me another huge vehicle this time a Ford C Max people carrier starts to drift onto my side of the road. I again have to sound the horn to avoid a head on collision. The driver a stupid fat brunette b***h only has her mobile phone glued to her ear
!!!!!!!
What is it with stupid fat women in people carriers who feel the need to use their mobile phones whilst driving? Do they think their vehicle won't start or run with out them talking on their mobile phones??!!
The road race was great. Ours must have been the cleanest stretch of road in Cambridgeshire. Of course a plod car had to pass by against race direction, plus a seriously big feck off tractor being driven at speed, a couple of large horses with very sturdy female riders on board, several groups of club riders riding against the race direction (Muppets or what. We told them a road race was going on, but they ignored us). A few dogs out for walks with militant 4x4 driving owners. Not the sort of obstacles you would really want to confront right in front of you riding at 30mph in a large group.
Anyway rant over. Stand easy.