Well there I was wandering through my local town dressed in my non work clothes, when I see Mr Subaru man driving towards me. On his mobile would you believe! Well he stops, because of traffic right next to me. Well I had too didn't I. I got my "I can tell you what do" card out of my pocket and knocks on the window. "Could you put your phone down please Sir!" I said in a polite but authorititve tone. He in turn replies in a not so polite tone of Voice "Why don't you bugger off and mind your own business". Well I bet he wouldn't say that off someone was stealing his car! Off he drives and I wander into my local House of cut backs and being stabbed in the back by Theresa May (you may know this as a Police Station) and reported said incident. Suggesting a notice of intended prosecution. Anyway my local forces Central Ticket Office has said because an officer from another force has reported it, he has to do the NIP, put the file together interview him and then pass it on to them. Now if on interview he accepts that he was using his mobile I could just give him a ticket couldn't I? No, I can't give him a ticket from my force it has to be from the one where I work it has to be from the force it occured in. But I don't have one of those tickets, so I still have to take him to court which is going to cost a lot more than it would do just issuing a ticket.
Good Job I 'm only in the county next door really. If I was in the Met would I still have to do all the donkey work...
Points to note
1. No wonder Joe public has a problem reporting things.
2. We are wasting a lot of time and money that we shouldn't
3. Theresa May is a Bitch! (Nothing to do with this post btw)