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Priti Patel’s dad was a UKIP candidate.
Presumably they weren't Methodists. Unless it was all made for medicinal purposes.The original ‘Jack Daniels’ originated from Wales. Joseph ‘Job’ Daniels was from Aberystwyth in West Wales. He emigrated to the U.S. in the 18th century, and his grandson Jack went on to create the world-famous Jack Daniels whiskey.
Woodcocks are similarly hard to shoot, but calling someone a woodcocker could be seen as offensive!The bird, a snipe, flies in a zig zag fashion. In times past hunters would say "anyone can shoot a pheasant, but it takes a good shot to hit a snipe". So gamekeepers and others who could hit a snipe were called snipers, later meaning anyone who was a good shot.
Good job I don't live there.....I would spend half my life in prison.In Florida, it’s illegal to fart in a public place after 6pm on a Thursday.
The thing which is interesting is the fact people don’t understand which part of the law is more astonishing – not being able to fart on Thursdays or not being able to fart after 6 pm.
Don't even think about going to Malawi then.Good job I don't live there.....I would spend half my life in prison.
I wonder if anyone has tried counting them ?The one that reliably does my head in: there are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on the earth.