Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
I applied the "Would you ride 500 km in a warm sunny week in July?" test. Given that the answer to that was "Almost certainly not!" and the weather this week is neither warm nor sunny, but IS wet and windy, my decision was...
... PASS!!!!!
I'd jump at the chance, although not necessarily July (too hot). April, May or September preferably. But it's all hypothetical I don't have that opportunity.