Pure wifely evil!

[wafflycat]

You really need to be afraid of the larval stage of the Ceti Eel....

 

[papercorn2000]

Yeah, those disabling Vulcan neck pinches scare the crap out of me....

You need fear nothing, it's a well known fact that geeks will not fight back, their only means of defence is to write dodgy computer code or use the occasionally withering (but ineffective because it is mumbled) put-down.

 

[Chuffy]

You need fear nothing, it's a well known fact that geeks will not fight back, their only means of defence is to write dodgy computer code or use the occasionally withering (but ineffective because it is mumbled) put-down.

You know they're a true geek if, when threatened, they get out their D20 and make a saving throw against 'bullying'.

 

[TheDoctor]

Oh no... Ugh.

As for the curent doctor however. Mmmmm. Your avatar is a constant ray of light for me!

*looks around for Dr Who disguise and upgrades to sonic screwdriver*

 

[CotterPin]

Is it any coincidence that Wedgimite is an Australian savoury spread? Perhaps it was invented by an Aussie geek after inspecting his gusset post wedging?

Isn't that how Chekov would have pronounced it?

 

[papercorn2000]

You know they're a true geek if, when threatened, they get out their D20 and make a saving throw against 'bullying'.

Ah, that would be their fatal mistake. They would never be able to dislodge that dice1

 

[Chuffy]

Ah, that would be their fatal mistake. They would never be able to dislodge that dice1

Sadly, Papers old chap, you knew what I was talking about....
GEEK!

 

[papercorn2000]

Err, I am deep undercover, I trained all through my school career as a geek in order to be able to fit in and spy on them....

...OI, YOU posed the original D20 geek solution! Geek yourself!

 

[Chuffy]

Err, I am deep undercover, I trained all through my school career as a geek in order to be able to fit in and spy on them....

...OI, YOU posed the original D20 geek solution! Geek yourself!

Guilty as charged. I appear to have dug a heffalump trap and hurled myself into it. Oopsy!

 

[papercorn2000]

<grabs Chuffy and steals his dinner money/>

 

[Chuffy]

<grabs Chuffy and steals his dinner money/>

<writes 'Papercorn is an orc shagger' in runes on his notebook, watches as he reads them (without a crib sheet) and starts to cry>

 

[papercorn2000]

<Casts Spell of Unending Camel Stench/>

<Suddenly realises what he is doing!/>

 

[papercorn2000]

<plucks NHS glasses held together with electrical tape off and hides them behind his back!/>

 

[Abitrary]

Agreed! John Barrowman is pure sex on legs....

I'm completely straight, but John Barrowman is the only man who makes me think 'what a waste'

 

[Hover Fly]

You need fear nothing, it's a well known fact that geeks will not fight back, their only means of defence is to write dodgy computer code or use the occasionally withering (but ineffective because it is mumbled) put-down.

Also it is a long string of jargon and acronyms, so no one understands it anyway.