Pulling a Cracker

[Abitrary]

I went touring a couple of times both with the ulterior motive of getting laid. Apart from being flirted with by middle aged hotel receptionists in holland and belgium, no luck.

The best experience was a young french girl in the tourist information in dunkirk who couldn't believe I was british as my french, and accent, were so good. She thought I was from germany.

 

[spandex]

So...where do I get a Cracker to pull? I mean now woolworths is shut

All you need to do is sit down with your partner and practise making and pulling them. It will be grate fun

 

[BigonaBianchi]

oh ok

 

[mickle]

It can be funny though, especially if some of the contents land on someones hair and they don't notice. Then when the relatives come round for dinner, they answer the door with it still on their head!

It's called a paper hat.