Pulling a Cracker

[Night Train]

Aye, you spend weeks building up to it, and then after a quick pop, and about 30 seconds of giggling, it's all over...

You need someone with a bit more about them to help you make more of your cracker pulling.

I found a kit to make twelve, so that I can do them myself. It comes with 12 bangs guaranteed, and you can surprise your special guests. Also makes it easier to spread it out over the Christmas holidays and enjoy each one.

DIY bangs, now that's the spirit. Best way to get into double figures and have a more interesting output. Even nicer with a friend to share and alternate bangs with.

 

[Speicher]

With the DIY ones, if you are very careful, you could reuse the contents again next year.

 

[spandex]

I found that if you play with them for as long as possible and get them nice and hot you can get a very nice bang and you will have a Big grin for hours

 

[spandex]

As for DIY jobs they are some times the best!

 

[Chuffy]

<wiggles avatar suggestively>

 

[BigonaBianchi]

So...where do I get a Cracker to pull? I mean now woolworths is shut

 

[Chuffy]

Ahem......

 

[Abitrary]

Boab, listen to my tips.

The only 2 things you need to know about being successful with women are:

-just be yourself
-listen to them! Many men forget this. Listen to the women. In the mirror practise listening poses such as leaning your head in the same direction as theirs - mirroring their movements demonstrates empathy.

Also practise pursing your lips and narrowing your brow when they tell you little stories about injustices that happened to them that day.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

I am always myself and I am a good listener. What I hear is "**** off I don't give a shoot about you"

 

[Chuffy]

Boab, listen to my tips.

The only 2 things you need to know about being successful with women are:

-just be yourself
-listen to them! Many men forget this. Listen to the women. In the mirror practise listening poses such as leaning your head in the same direction as theirs - mirroring their movements demonstrates empathy.

Also practise pursing your lips and narrowing your brow when they tell you little stories about injustices that happened to them that day.

Ah, this explains why you're on here Abbers. Presumably you're giving the laydeez a bit of a rest.

 

[Abitrary]

-tip no 3. Use a sense of humour. Women like a GSOH. It is the most attractive thing to women.

I advise this only lastly because of personal experience. If you as a man find my humour a bit edgy, boab, women find it petrifying... trust me. I often find them unwittingly clutching each other's sleeves when I try to be funny.

 

[Chuffy]

-tip no 3. Use a sense of humour. Women like a GSOH. It is the most attractive thing to women.

I advise this only lastly because of personal experience. If you as a man find my humour a bit edgy, boab, women find it petrifying... trust me. I often find them unwittingly clutching each other's sleeves when I try to be funny.

It's the foam round your lips man, that's the real clincher.

 

[Abitrary]

I thought I had the attentions of 2 women recently, and they were listening to my nervous non-sequiturs quite intently, and then it went silent and one honestly turned and said to the other:

'he's not bad until he starts talking, is he?'

 

[BigonaBianchi]

...the reality is that out there on the bike, on my todd, on tour women seem happy to chat...I'm interesting, fun and different...not to mention strong, fit and incredibly good looking....anyway...thing is the one I lived for has given up on me...oh well hey ho....guess thats the puzzle prize eh

 

[Chuffy]

I thought I had the attentions of 2 women recently, and they were listening to my nervous non-sequiturs quite intently, and then it went silent and one honestly turned and said to the other:

'he's not bad until he starts talking, is he?'

Do you work as one of those living statues? You must spend a fortune on gold paint.