black'n'yellow
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If you're fat, that's none of my business. If you're fat, choose to buy a polka dot jersey and then ride up a hill at 2mph while getting passed by a club run full of people who actually hope to wear a proper polka dot jersey one day, I reserve the right to crack a private joke at your expense.
Sadly, that probably says more about you than it does about the bloke in the polka dot jersey, to be fair. As for me, the only non-plain or non-club kit I own is a UK trade team jersey from the mid-90s, which I still wear sometimes, despite having absolutely no right to wear it - although the team leader (who gave me the jersey) was a mate of mine. However, if I see someone out on the road in a polka dot jersey then I guess there are two possibilities:
a) it is Thomas Voeckler
b) it is some other bloke in a similar jersey
That's it. Anyone who thinks "you fat bstard, you've got no right to wear that" needs to have a word with themselves, preferably while standing in front of a mirror.