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Just tell her what you really think next time she buys some new clothing :thumbsup:
 

cyberknight

As long as I breathe, I attack.
Just tell them you do not like cycling , you only use it to hide the fact that you like wearing the kinky gear, that normally shuts them up !

Another one i get is that i must be gay, so i just say " you didn't complain last night "... they shut up after that one.
 
 

oldroadman

Veteran
Location
Ubique
I do hope that the legs are nicely shaved to go with the shorts. It's another thing you get ribbed about, but I found, over the years, that the ladies are quite taken with tanned smooth muscular legs...and often comment about why men have better legs than them. No shaving, stick to the longs, it looks really odd when you see race shorts and hairy legs!
 

fimm

Veteran
Location
Edinburgh
I do hope that the legs are nicely shaved to go with the shorts. It's another thing you get ribbed about, but I found, over the years, that the ladies are quite taken with tanned smooth muscular legs...

+1

When I was getting to know my boyfriend, he asked if I minded that he shaved his legs. Mind? I positively encourage the practice!
 

MacB

Lover of things that come in 3's
+1

When I was getting to know my boyfriend, he asked if I minded that he shaved his legs. Mind? I positively encourage the practice!

ah, but it's a slippery slope, next it's the chest and, before you know it, you have a full time regime including back, sack and crack....just not needed
 

abo

Well-Known Member
Location
Stockton on Tees
Baggy shorts, short sleeved plaid shirt, backpack and BMX helmet usually...

If its a bit chilly when I go out I wear zipoff trousers lol

I don't think I could do lycra; I've got good legs (apart from the scars and tattoos :tongue:) courtesy of karate I think but I've got a beer belly I can't shift and I think lycra would look wierd. Looks odd on an MTB IMHO anyway.

I've toyed with wearing my Ronhill trackpants but when I get hot and sweaty I don't like stuff on my lower legs and arms. Likewise thought about running tops but none of them fit at the moment :whistle: think I need to go on a diet...
 
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