Post wise words here

[hopless500]

Never leave your granny on the bus. She'll pick up strange men and take them home.

 

[hopless500]

Don't trust anyone called Susan.

why?

 

[Fnaar]

If it ain't broke, don't fix it (my rule #1 for bike fettling)

Talking things through generally makes them worse

 

[welsh dragon]

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

You can use anything you want accept my husband and toothbrush. I'm serious about my toothbrush

 

[Acyclo]

Cycling - ride like you're invisible.
Computer - nuke it from orbit.
Life - trust in Allah* but tie up your camel.

Or other fine deity, or none.

 

[TVC]

why?

Because, that's all.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Because, that's all.

Because what?

 

[JtB]

Don't ever punish the innocent for the crimes of the guilty.

 

[TVC]

Because what?

Exactly!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Exactly!

Ah - gotcha now

 

[steve52]

Oops,sorry....................

 

[steve52]

If you are going to explain it to me, please do it in a way i can understand!

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

you can choose you friends, but you can't choose your family

 

[slowwww]

A bedtime song my grandfather used to sing to me

"Always eat when you are hungry,
Always drink when you are dry
Always sleep when you are sleepy,
Don't stop breathing or you'll die"

Wise words indeed

 

[TVC]

From Sarah Millican:

Don't wait for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp up the other end and grab the f****r yourself.