Post wise words here

[classic33]

The light at the end of the tunnel is actually the express train headed your way.

 

[EltonFrog]

Never butter toast on the wrong side.

 

[vernon]

You can pick your friends You can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Depends how friendly they are.

 

[hopless500]

Because, that's all.

What if their name is Susan??

 

[classic33]

What if their name is Susan??

I think he may have known someone by that name at school. Unless "Susan" dropped something in his diving suit.

 

[mrandmrspoves]

A problem shared is tomorrow's gossip.

To try is no guarantee of success - but not to try is a gurantee of failure.

 

[TVC]

What if their name is Susan??

You're called Susan aren't you?

 

[Cubist]

Success has many fathers. Failure is an orphan.

 

[welsh dragon]

A friend is so someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart

 

[EltonFrog]

A friend in need is a parasitic waste of time.

 

[EltonFrog]

My mothers favourite:

All my life I give you nothing and still you ask for more.

 

[Longshot]

Do or do not. There is no try.

 

[tyred]

When playing poker, always remember -

A Smith & Wesson beats 4 aces.

 

[Darren Jeffrey]

Go as a pilgrim and seek out danger
far from the comfort and the well lit avenues of life.
Pit your every soul against the unknown and seek stimulation in the comfort of the brave.
Experience cold, hunger, heat and thirst and survive to see another challenge and another dawn.
Only then will you be at peace
with yourself and be able to know and to say;
“I look down the farthest side of the mountain, fulfilled and understanding all, and truly content that I lived a full life and one that was my own choice”

 

[tyred]

The chance of a slice of toast falling buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.