Post a lie about the poster above.

[rogerzilla]

Postman started that urban myth about the Captain Pugwash character names.

 

[stephec]

Roger was the cabin boy.

 

[postman]

Stephenc asked i would like to buy a latte and a doughnut with chocolate chips.Sorry we only take cash or cards,came the reply.

 

[All uphill]

Postman tried to pay for his newspaper with playing cards. He offered the shopkeeper four diamonds.

The shopkeeper thought it was a trick.

 

[postman]

All uphill went in to Boots chemist.Asked the member of staff behind the counter.do you sell suppositories.Yes they said.Right then wash your hands i want a quarter of loose cough drops.

 

[All uphill]

Postman ordered soup in his favourite restaurant. The waiter served it with his thumb in the carrot and coriander soup.

Postman commented and was told that the warmth eased the waiter's arthritic thumb. Postie shouted " if you want to keep it warm why not stick it up your fundament?"

The waiter said " I do when I'm in the kitchen."

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The last time Au went to the Doctors, he had a temperature.

The Doctor asked how bad it had been

'102.9 at one end, 103.1 at the other'

Was the answer.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

... Have we run out of lies here? 🤔😆

 

[stephec]

MDB's thermometer is classed as a biohazard.

 

[Hover Fly]

Stephen spent the afternoon playing in a sandpit.

 

[Rocky]

... Have we run out of lies here? 🤔😆

Yes

 

[Rocky]

Stephen spent the afternoon playing in a sandpit.

Hover is counting the grains of sand at Morecambe Bay. He started last January and has got to 153 so far……not many more to go Hover.

 

[rogerzilla]

In real life, Rocky looks exactly like the Jolly Fisherman from the Skegness poster.

 

[Moon bunny]

Rogerzilla never steals someone else’s lie.

Rogerzilla was the model for the fisherman in John Hassall's Skegness is So Bracing poster.

 

[rogerzilla]

Moon bunny looks like the Floozie In The Jacuzzi.