Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

HF is good at spinning a yarn, so good in fact that his nickname is Jackanory.

 

[Archie_tect]

St Ephec was the patron saint that Father Jack called for in times of stress.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie once got arrested for playing with his stress balls in public.

 

[stephec]

AP was also arrested for playing with Archie's stress balls in public.

 

[Vertego]

Stephec wanted his stress balls played with... Anywhere.

 

[Archie_tect]

Vertego's dad owned a French-registered green Austin Montego in 1978.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Archie is a Herdwick sheep living near Wooler.

 

[Dec66]

Archie is a Herdwick sheep living near Wooler.

Yukon Boy played the saxophone on Gerry Rafferty's "Baker Street". Bob Holness was having cocaine withdrawal and could not perform.

 

[PaulB]

Dec 66 wears his purple loons like they were still in fashion.

 

[Archie_tect]

PaulB is his username on the East Lancashire Hearse Driver and Pall-bearers' Association website.

 

[Speicher]

Archie has undertaken the task of improving the appalling state of his desk.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Speicher is an Amazon Echo that’s become sentient

 

[Archie_tect]

Yu' B's 40 today...

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Archie's favourite number is 40. He proudly states - it's twice 20 you know

 

[stephec]

26 is a 1 in 10, and you should see some of the lists that he's on.